Fuck me standing up

An expression used when you were completely surprised by a situation or outcome.
We'll fuck me standing up , the eagles finally one a home game .
by Dadgad September 29, 2014
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Fuck Me With A hot Poker

The defintition of the word litterally means "I Don't Believe it!" or "Holy Crap!" It's simply an exclaimation used to suggest shock. The Phrase comes from the Movie "Live From Baghdad." Thats the only place I've ever heard it used.

This phrase can be taken literally and is often hilarious if people look at you strangely for saying it.
Guy 1: Dude! the internet is up again!
Guy 2: Well Fuck me with a Hot Poker!
Guy 1: Heh... no.
by ~dark_in_Stereo January 30, 2005
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Fuck me harder daddy

ONE WHO WISHES TO HAVE SEX MALE GENITALS SHOVED UP THEIR ANAL CANAL, AND REFERS TO THE MAN AS "DADDY"
*SEX*

WOMAN: FUCK ME HARDER DADDY
MAN: *FUCKS HARDER*
WOMAN: *AGGRESIVE MOANING*
by LORD_COCKMEISTER August 28, 2021
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A quote from the movie Heathers
Also a random phrase to say if ya dun fucked up, wanna be fucked with chainsaws, or if you just feel like saying some weird ass phrase.
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw! Do I look like Mother Teresa?!
by do-you-even-hansen January 31, 2018
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Fuck me sideways on toast

When being fucked sideways just isn't enough
Doctor: Sorry But you have Herpes
John: Fuck me sideways on toast!
by TMB94squared October 11, 2009
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fuck me like a rockstar

something that the singer, jxdn (bellow) has wrote down and sang in his song, Angels and Demons.

His fans occasionally will scream “any day” after he says it in the song.
by jxdnbae February 28, 2021
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Fuck Me Kenneth Day

November 26th, the national day where people long for kenneth’s pp to be inside of them. Some even are successful!
Yo I want kenneth’s dick inside of me ESPECIALLY since it’s Fuck Me Kenneth Day.
by swineeater November 27, 2021
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