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Free Head

When girls go on vacation get you drunk and use their women seducing powers to get you to fuck her for free. This sounds great but usually girls looking for free head are usually carrying STD's or are ugly.
Dude One: DAMN
Dude Two: What?
Dude One: A girl got my free head and now i have AIDS.
Dude Two: Thats what you get for screwing my mom, BITCH
by Johnny3TearsXD February 28, 2011
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Free Speech Warrior

the equal and opposite side of the Social Justice Warrior coin. Where the SJW will use the guise of social justice and progressive politics to silence right wing opinions and promote division, the FSW will use the guise of "protecting free speech" to silence left wing opinons and promote division.
"Richard went to that right wing protest and started chanting about jews and faggots replacing him, he must be one of those Free Speech Warriors."

"That Free Speech Warrior publicly called for journalists to be shot, but after that happened he said it was just a joke and he was exercising his rights!"
by The Gayest Retard June 29, 2018
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free trial citizen

A booty call that extends into other dating activities usually reserved for monogamous couples, such as home cooking and regular oral sex, while maintaining the casual and open nature of a booty call relationship. The 'free trial' is sampling intimacy without actually commiting to it.
I realized after he spent Saturday night spoon-feeding me tiramisu and giving me copious oral pleasure, and then didn't call me for two weeks, that he was a free trial citizen.
by katajamasaki November 3, 2004
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free range thinking

Thinking that is without boundaries. Coming up with ideas that are innovative, disruptive and would challenge the status quo.
If not for free range thinking we wouldn't enjoy many of the technological advancements that have become part of our everyday lives, e.g. cell phones, satellite communications, internet.
by LKool December 29, 2008
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Free clam

When a female neglects or chooses not to wear panties for any number of reasons
Girl, that skirt was so tight, I had to free clam just to avoid panty lines.
by humminbird July 6, 2010
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Free Gas

From when after filling up your vehicle's gas tank, it is above the Full line. In a sense holding more gas than physically possible.
David: ROAD TRIP TO BERKELEY FOR SOME CINNAMON ROLLS!!!

Matt: Why are you yelling?

David: Cuz we gots free gas. So it's free.

or

Maddie: Do you have any free gas so we can we go on an adventure Gab-riella?

Gabby: Absolutely Madeline Rose.... should we invite Paige?

Maddie & Gabby: Nawwww.
by Junko915 February 24, 2011
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free slut

a second girl you get without having to cheat on your first girlfriend because your girlfriend is bisexual and she already is interested in you.
guy 1; hey did you see that chris has 2 girls kissing him

guy 2 ; yea i know he has a free slut
by asian sensation5570 October 23, 2011
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