rooster bags

Bitch I bet ur here reading this. ANSWER US IN THE GROUP CHAT.

Y’all are rooster bags.

by The real Donald Dick September 28, 2022

Rooster Shielding

Another way to say "Cock Blocking" while around small children.

'Dude, last night at the club your brother was rooster shielding all night!'

by benso411 August 01, 2013

reverse rooster-crow

Refers to da lengthy five-separate-note fart ("Errhh-erh-ehrh-erh-EHRRrrrrrrhhh...") dat you let loose wif while sleepily stretching after waking up shortly after dawn.

Tiffany detests da smell of putrid methane, so just as soon as I wake up in da morning, I always rush to da bathroom and flick on da overhead vent-fan, so dat I am not near her when I let loose wif my reverse rooster-crow.

by QuacksO June 24, 2023

Roostered

Verb: being FUBAR beyond your own willingness and comprehension.

Dude was so roostered he didn’t remember the sheriffs came.

by Steady_1 November 24, 2023

Fighting the rooster

When a male is masturbating for a long period of time that it makes him tired and or sore.

Man I was fighting the rooster last night. Now it hurts...

by AnderTheEnderWolf October 21, 2017

rooster purse

It is a way to subtly call someone a cock bag in public. Or a way to speak the phrase "cock bag" as if using a rooster and hand bag emoji.

OMG, Bob is such a Rooster Purse!

by jaxombie February 19, 2017

Toasted Rooster

Comedy label and production company that started off as a YouTube channel founded by comedian Ewan Gotfryd.

Hey man search Toasted Rooster on YouTube, it's funny stuff.

by ChenTRPR January 24, 2021