the Earth is actually flat! Don't believe all the lies that you've been told by NASA. They're fake, anyways. The Earth just looks like a sphere because its moving so fast!
Mr. Gavick: Today we are learning about the Earth
Random Kid: You mean the FLAT earth. Never deny the facts, and in this case, its the flat earth you're in denial about.
Random Kid: You mean the FLAT earth. Never deny the facts, and in this case, its the flat earth you're in denial about.
by Mike_Oxlong101 November 16, 2020
I cheated on him in Middle Earth.
by Peppea October 13, 2003
Somebody with incredibly long dreadlocks. Reference to the movie Battlefield Earth, where John Travolta's character has said hair style.
Gary: Dude, that chick is hot!
Eldon: If you're referring to Battlefield Earth over there, I don't think we can hang out anymore.
Eldon: If you're referring to Battlefield Earth over there, I don't think we can hang out anymore.
by WilliamGBeggs January 17, 2012
1> A term used to describe an obese and dirty woman who intentionally gets in the way. Often, Earth Pigs in this context are a little crazy and get in your way because they've decided that a particular public location is now their personal stomping grounds and you're invading that territory.
2> Earth Pig can also refer to the "fat friend" in a group of girls at a bar who is determined to make sure none of the girls get drunk and go off with a guy."
3> Earth Pig can also refer to the fat lady at the office who does nothing, but still doesn't get fired for some reason.
2> Earth Pig can also refer to the "fat friend" in a group of girls at a bar who is determined to make sure none of the girls get drunk and go off with a guy."
3> Earth Pig can also refer to the fat lady at the office who does nothing, but still doesn't get fired for some reason.
Guy One: "Did you take the picture?"
Guy Two: "No, some Earth Pig wouldn't move her fat ass out of the way."
Guy One: "You've been talking to that chick all night. You gonna take her home?"
Guy Two: "No, that Earth Pig friend of hers has been cock-blocking me all night."
Guy One: "Did Jennifer get that report to you, yet?"
Guy Two: "No, she never does anything but play Solitaire! Why doesn't Mr. Jenkins just fire her?"
Guy One: "Because he's been banging that Earth Pig for the last six months and if he fires her, she'll tell his wife about it!"
Guy Two: "No, some Earth Pig wouldn't move her fat ass out of the way."
Guy One: "You've been talking to that chick all night. You gonna take her home?"
Guy Two: "No, that Earth Pig friend of hers has been cock-blocking me all night."
Guy One: "Did Jennifer get that report to you, yet?"
Guy Two: "No, she never does anything but play Solitaire! Why doesn't Mr. Jenkins just fire her?"
Guy One: "Because he's been banging that Earth Pig for the last six months and if he fires her, she'll tell his wife about it!"
by Myzyri May 01, 2008
"Who is that chained to the tree?"
"I don't know. Some 'earth queer' saying they want to save the spotted owl."
"I don't know. Some 'earth queer' saying they want to save the spotted owl."
by Earth Queer September 22, 2013
by Saltine God April 22, 2019
Hey earth day is on April 22nd.
by Renee H April 22, 2008