cactus fetus

1. An insult referring to a stubborn person who will not be moved in their opinion.

2. Seed of a cactus.

1. Dylan is such a cactus fetus.

2. Kennedy and McKenzie decided to but some cactus fetus.

by Kittune, Lord of Chickens April 14, 2016

Fetus

a fetus is a cluster of cells thats growing into something that can puck on you

omg i cant believe my best friend is growing a fetus

by TheWorstOfTheBest October 16, 2020

Fetus Penis

The only penis smaller than a baby penis

Oh it wasn’t a baby dick Rebecca…it was a fetus penis

by MuzzikA0 March 28, 2022

Fetus Sleeping

Fetus sleeping is when you condense your body into the smallest amount of surface area you can get until you look like a mature fetus when you wake up.

Guy 2 : you've been fetus sleeping haven't you?
Guy 1 : what's that?
Guy 2 : it's when your body looks like a fetus when you wake up because you curled up into a ball at night before actually ever properly sleeping.

by DefiDef July 19, 2016

Slimy half aborted fetus

A no good bottom of the barrel type person

Hey have you meet Kenny vessey? Yeah that dudes a slimy half aborted fetus!

by Awrcyy guy gbn May 30, 2024

fetus control

fetus control is when a man accidentally or intentionally ejaculates deep into the woman's vagina which he then proceeds to uppercut her uterus, opening up his palm and squeezing as hard as he can make sure to destroy all the eggs possible to avoid pregnancy then screaming fetus control and dipping

joe: hey dud how did you and Julia go?
max: it went well but i had to fetus control that bitch

by shiokarai December 14, 2019

Fetus Deletus

That feeling you get when you want to punch a toddler so hard, they get deleted from the human realm

Man, i really want to fetus deletus my lil sister...

by 77TonyMacarroni77 February 24, 2022