The feeling you get from imbibing intoxicating liquids, but not to the extend that it effects the majority of your mechanical bodily functions, but only those controlling facial muscles. Symptoms include; hotness in the face, a feeling of bloating in the facial, a redness in the complexion akin to the colour of a swollen Baboon's vagina and finally a dull throb similar to that of a turgid pubescent male cock.
by corealis February 12, 2011
When you get so bombed drunk that regardless of what you did the night prior, you wake up knowing you were the mayor of loserville
by Sternpe1 March 31, 2016
Typically a college phenomenon but can also extend to the postgraduate years, drunk hockey consists of getting drunk and playing a hockey video gme from EA Sports or 2K Sports
I pregamed hard but every frat house around here was closed, so I came back and popped in NHL 12. I proceeded to play drunk hockey
by caps_fan74 January 26, 2013
To be mild mannered and successful big city desk jockeys by day only to transform into righteous party gods by night. You can never actually impede someone once they've achieved seattle drunk, you can only hope to contain them.
Guy 1: Dude I got so hammered last night
Guy 2: Oh yea? Did you get seattle drunk?
Guy 1: Lol not even f*ckin close, I only had like 10 shots & 9 beers
Guy 2: Oh yea? Did you get seattle drunk?
Guy 1: Lol not even f*ckin close, I only had like 10 shots & 9 beers
by The Trufe August 11, 2014
Descriptive term for the first part of a sexual relationship.
Bang drunkeness is easily to spot. You don't care about anything but the crotch of your "love" and you will cancel plans, stand up friends, miss work, birthday parties, meals and social interaction with other human beings. You spend your time balls deep. And you don't give a toss about anything except banging the hell out of your "love"
You tend to sober up when they start talking about other things and telling you their useless opinions.
Bang drunkeness is easily to spot. You don't care about anything but the crotch of your "love" and you will cancel plans, stand up friends, miss work, birthday parties, meals and social interaction with other human beings. You spend your time balls deep. And you don't give a toss about anything except banging the hell out of your "love"
You tend to sober up when they start talking about other things and telling you their useless opinions.
"Where's Geoff?? We rescheduled this on his say so and he's not here!"
"With Rose I bet. The guy is totally bang drunk"
"With Rose I bet. The guy is totally bang drunk"
by MagickDio September 28, 2011
An extreme version of 'Drunk'
The kind of drunk that causes you to act out stupidly, or do things you would not otherwise do sober.
The kind of drunk that causes you to act out stupidly, or do things you would not otherwise do sober.
Shitman, last night I was sooo Freya drunk
I cant wait for the weekend, I'm gonna get absolute Freya drunk
I cant wait for the weekend, I'm gonna get absolute Freya drunk
by FabNab1506 December 08, 2016
Excuse me sir I'm going to have to ask you to leave, you have puked all over our silk and have been throwing your caviar at our other guests. You are clearly stanley drunk...
by dutchsydney February 06, 2014