stanley drunk

So drunk you'll get kicked out of fine oyster serving establishment.

Excuse me sir I'm going to have to ask you to leave, you have puked all over our silk and have been throwing your caviar at our other guests. You are clearly stanley drunk...

by dutchsydney February 6, 2014

Bang Drunk

Descriptive term for the first part of a sexual relationship.

Bang drunkeness is easily to spot. You don't care about anything but the crotch of your "love" and you will cancel plans, stand up friends, miss work, birthday parties, meals and social interaction with other human beings. You spend your time balls deep. And you don't give a toss about anything except banging the hell out of your "love"

You tend to sober up when they start talking about other things and telling you their useless opinions.

"Where's Geoff?? We rescheduled this on his say so and he's not here!"

"With Rose I bet. The guy is totally bang drunk"

by MagickDio September 28, 2011

Drunk in the Face

The feeling you get from imbibing intoxicating liquids, but not to the extend that it effects the majority of your mechanical bodily functions, but only those controlling facial muscles. Symptoms include; hotness in the face, a feeling of bloating in the facial, a redness in the complexion akin to the colour of a swollen Baboon's vagina and finally a dull throb similar to that of a turgid pubescent male cock.

Yo bitch did you get crunk last night? no, I was only drunk in the face...

by corealis March 1, 2011

Drunk hockey

Typically a college phenomenon but can also extend to the postgraduate years, drunk hockey consists of getting drunk and playing a hockey video gme from EA Sports or 2K Sports

I pregamed hard but every frat house around here was closed, so I came back and popped in NHL 12. I proceeded to play drunk hockey

by caps_fan74 January 25, 2013

drunk drum

v.
To mimic playing the drums while intoxicated.

It is important to note that drunk drumming Phil Collins' "In the Air Tonight" is known as "percussion blasphemy." The only one who is permitted to attempt to do this is Mike Tyson. This is only because he has a face tattoo.

Chuck Norris could easily drunk drum Tommy Lee, but he does not stand a chance with Phil Collins.

by TenaciouslyTacoTastic April 26, 2014

Drunk elephant

Even in your sober state, a naturally clumsy person going to the gym.

If you think reparations are for you you're more high than a drunk elephant

by Sexydimma December 29, 2021

drunk meat

Inebriated passengers who are driven home by a designated driver.

The bar is closing and I have to drive the drunk meat home.

by Not-gonna-tellya May 24, 2005