The act of ordering a dozen fresh doughnuts from a roadside establishment and proceeding to copulate with sed confection using custard as lubricant until either completion or doughnut disintegration all the while making eye contact with the vendor.
by WindyLeaf9591 February 28, 2023
Doughnut warriors travel in packs, have flashing red and blue lights (so you know they're not messing around), and typically weigh in at about 300 pounds. They are one of the more violent hominids you can meet face to face, typically 50% of them beat their partners and 100% of them are total douchebags
"that doughnut warrior took the PIG CHOPPA down to dunkin doughnuts again. If i were a robber, doughnut shops would be the last place i'd rob, sooo many doughnut warriors gather there"
by Wypipo whisperer September 10, 2020
A crusty doughnut is when someone applies their semen around their partner's arsehole, ideally smearing it a bit to create a nice ring coat around the hole itself. It is then left for a while to "bake", a.k.a. crust a bit, creating a nice crusty doughnut. The person can then enjoy their freshly baked goods as part of the night's (or day's, no judgement) experience. An alternative to this recipe is the chocolate doughnut - though ensure your partner consumes enough fibre prior to the act so the chocolate comes out nice and ready to serve. Feel free to mix and match as well.
Oh, James baked a lovely crusty doughnut last night. It came out rather crunchy and the taste was just magnificent! He can't wait to do eat it again - and so can't I. I have never seen him happier!
by diniminiax June 23, 2020
"Damn man, I caught Alex eating a trash doughnut behind the gas station last night!"
"Damn yo, thats crazy. I hope it wansn't chocolate..."
"Damn yo, thats crazy. I hope it wansn't chocolate..."
by Birdman Hemlock March 02, 2019
The act of one person French kissing another person's anus. While similar to rimming this act coveys a much more passionate approach. This act requires full tongue insertion and movement as if the anus is a mouth.
During foreplay Sally told Jim " Quit messing around and give me a spicy Ranch doughnut before you go knocking on the back door"
Them: yo they look like a freak.
Me: no joke. I gave em a Boston Cream Doughnut last week
Them: oh shit
Me: no joke. I gave em a Boston Cream Doughnut last week
Them: oh shit
by OzMuskratt January 03, 2022
"Dude, I totally found a chick that was down for a Boston Cream Doughnut."
"Oh I love Boston Cream Doughnuts. I just had one on my way here!"
"Oh I love Boston Cream Doughnuts. I just had one on my way here!"
by OzMuskratt November 25, 2018