dog

a being of pure happiness that can remove anxiety with a simple lick.

"wow! my dog licked away my anxiety!"

by nnnnnnoooooooo September 12, 2020

Dog

A mutated animals with four legs that has gross body hair all over and face is deformed

Ew you look like a gross freaking dog that emerged from the sewers

by Human slug March 11, 2020

Dogs

The BEST

Doggo, pup, pupper, doggie, doggle, woofle

Person: *walking their dogs*
Person2: I like ur dog. P cute.

by Umm hiiiiii May 28, 2019

Dog

Buffoonish animal with legs

Her buffoon dog ate the couch again, Her buffoon dog bit me, her buffoon dog ran away.

by Blurryface_fan December 25, 2021

No dogs

Pertaining to someone who has no balls or dont get da ladies

My mans enzo has no dogs

by United States Federal Library January 6, 2021

Dog

A funny silly sissy dog is a fairy that jumps out of your TV screen when you wish for one, he will then proceed to bark at your dead mother and run into a car.

<guy 1: Hey man how you doin?
<guy 2: I just wished for a dog...
<guy 1: Damn.

by vwezluag23ql57rf8a<vl. March 6, 2022

dog

a food commonly eaten by chines and is really delicious

dam long shlong that was a great dog

by Tatum nepir69666 June 4, 2019