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One-Direction

The modern example that humanity, for the first time has devolved. I think some people would like rather lose their hearing than listen to their shit music.
I hope you have to listen to One-Direction!
(Insult)
by LingLongDingDong October 30, 2020
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One Direction

One Direction is known to be the biggest boy band ever. They sadly separate, but that doesn't mean anything to their fandom because they are so strong (was not zayn's fault, please stop). The Directioners are crazy in a good way but don't mess with the boys because they will come for you.
Me:Do you like One Direction?
Stranger: No

Me: *walks away*
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changing directions

An awesome pop punk band from Bridgeport, Connecticut who play really energetic, entertaing shows! They make amazing music and their members include Steve, Wes, Brian and Bobby. Check out their Myspace page!
Dude, did you hear that new song from Changing Directions?! "Operator" is my jam!

Changing Directions' has a cute merch girl.
by CDFAN December 10, 2008
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Directional Philosophy

Directional Philosophy: A doctrine in philosophy; methods that are produced to further knowledge in the fields of philosophy by using a technique that has been crafted by a philosopher to obtain a specific direction being undergone, directions are describing specific actions, i.e. group actions, formulas, formats, techniques, or methods being subscribed too that describe ways for philosophers to achieve becoming philosophers.
By using directional philosophy I found a modern method to use for philosophers to share with the entire city a protest I made about civil rights.
by Kevin P. Olson July 29, 2022
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Murphy's Law Of Wind-Direction

"No matter where you stand, da breeze will invariably blow either towards you or in your face, causing you great difficulty in proceeding ahead and/or "cleanly"/effectively performing tasks dat involve/include vapors/particulates/liquids." (Think, Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke, or trying to bicycle someplace on a blustery day and da stiff wind keeps switching around so dat it's always hinderingly in your face --- never helpfully at your back --- both on your way to your destination AND on your way back home again!)
P.S. Oh yeah --- and don't even **consider** simply postponing outdoor activities till a "still spell" --- DAT will only mean multitudes of mosquitoes and black flies to torment you and make you WISH for a breeze!
Two classic examples of da infuriating effects of Murphy's Law Of Wind-Direction would be (1) trying to water your hanging-basket plants on da front porch, but da watering-can's sprinkled droplets keep blowing backwards so dat da water both largely misses your plants and gets you soaking-wet, and (2) trying to employ toss-across collecting when gathering returnables along da highway, but having many of da thrown containers just blow right back onto your side of da road.
by QuacksO August 12, 2019
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One Direction

A group of 4 little fucking gays that think they are talented but they are actually just shitty assholes.
They are like One Direction.
by anguiru December 5, 2017
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Mis-Directional Moron

A person that gives you the wrong address to a location and you go way off course. The person has no consideration for the fact that you are going to need map purchases at a local gas station to figure out where the hell you should be.
Hey, did you make it to the location with the address I gave you.

No you fucking Mis-Directional Moron, you gave me the wrong address and GPS took me 50 miles off course. I didn't even have phone service in the location you gave me, so I had to buy a Rand McNally map set just to get my fucking bearings.
by TinyDefs February 7, 2023
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