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dingleberries

A dingleberry is a peice of shit that doesn't know how to swim so she hangs onto your anal hairs for her life while you are pushing Mr. Brown. Dingleberries plural for dingleberry.
I was wiping my ass the other day, and OUCH!! i just ripped off my favorite dingleberry!
by Ceyhan August 27, 2004
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Dingleberry Bob

1-noun. A competition in which contestants bob for dingleberries (similar to bobbing for apples). This involves multiple men/women licking one man/womans asshole in hopes of coming out with the most dingleberries.

2-adj. An derogatory name used to poke fun of those who may be smaller, rounder, slower, and/or smellier than the norm. Most commonly used for victims named Bob, Rob, Robert etc.
1- "Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for our 58th annual Dingleberry Bob! Competitors, please approach your assigned asshole."

2- "Oh shit, Dingleberry Bob is in the house tonight."
by underwatrdrummr September 1, 2011
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dingleberries

A stinky nugget of dried shit that gets glued to your butthole pubes
Mrs. Manson has a lot of dingleberries
by Cuntwaffle October 28, 2009
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Dingle Dangle

Type of blowjob. When a person puts a flaccid penis into their mouth allowing it to grow inside, working into a normal blowjob. A lot of fun.
Last night, when the zoo was closing I gave my boyfriend a dingle dangle!
by Dickie- Doo December 24, 2010
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dingle nuts

Though seeming to be a milder version of its epithet cousin numb nuts, DINGLE NUTS is actually a perversely subtle conflation of dingleberry with numb nuts, which connotes tiny, hardened balls of feces, toilet paper, and lint hanging from the ends of scrotum hairs.

Pretty nasty, eh?
Hey! Watch what you're doin'! <under breath> Dingle nuts...
by JC_SaltLaker January 14, 2005
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Dingle Berry

a small piece of crap that sticks to a patch of fur around your anus. Usually dingle berries are found after a horrible wipe job or after a good shart.
Look at this dingle berry. Its as big as a oreo!!!
by nilly jean June 2, 2008
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dingleberry

a festuring smouder of anal dreads that are formed from sloppy droppings that decend from ones anal cavity and clings to ones ring pubis.
dingle smell single smell dingle through my fray.. oh what fun it is to tug on my back yards ropey clay.
by dans May 2, 2003
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