by Woololo August 30, 2012

When you're becoming intimate with a girl after Taco Bell and she has to shit. But both of you are too lazy to move before you get freaky. She straddles your stomach as if she just conquered a mountain like a yeti. Before you know it, you hear the flap of cheeks with the release of your girls butt chocolates onto your stomach. She sits down on you in her own shit and it squishes out through her pubes making them brown.
You become the REAL Scat Man
You become the REAL Scat Man
Person 1: Man, did you hear what happened to Zach?
Person 2: No bro what happened?
Person 1: He took his girl out for dinner and she gave him a Devin Rusk Brown Yeti.
Person 2: No way dude, poor guy.
Person 2: No bro what happened?
Person 1: He took his girl out for dinner and she gave him a Devin Rusk Brown Yeti.
Person 2: No way dude, poor guy.
by WhenTheChurchBurnedDown December 29, 2020

A penny-loving, dreidel-spinning, menora-lighting, hanukah-celebrating stud. Do not take his coins or he will touch you.
by Gregory Alan Isakov September 20, 2025

The type of person that will like other girls that goes to his school but already have a girlfriend.
by layyyyyyyyyyyyyggggfff April 11, 2020

He's a really gay dude but he also simps for some triangle built girl, he's anything but a normal dude.
by Void_lite25 February 19, 2021

No he's regurgitating Teal Swan talking points. I mean, he's literally- Wait! I'll put it this way: He is to Teal Swan what you are to Kevin Samuels. He's adopted the Tean Swan intersexual relationship propositional ethic.
Hym "Oh, yeah that 'devine panderer' is just a Teal Swan derivative. Some guy said she's a cult leader. She kind of SEEMS like a cult leader... But, you know, if none of the religions are correct than they're all technically cults."
by Hym Iam January 15, 2024
