Depression

It's the feeling you get when you drop your piece of toast and you stare down at it and then you have the urge of doing suicide. People think the only cure is drugs.

Person 1: *Drops toast*
Person 1: *Jumps off cliff*
Person 2: WHY DID HE KILL HIMSELF!?
Person 3: He had depression. Welcome to the 2nd millenium

by READ THIS BOI December 17, 2019

depression

when you can't find the top quality meme you saw last week

mannnn the depression is realll - I can't find that meme I saw last week ...RIP my shattered heart

by Custard&mayo February 28, 2019

depression

a disease that every single person from 12 - 18 has

Bob: I have depression
John: yeah everyone does

by ElectroShifts August 8, 2018

Depression

That feeling that nothing matters. In other words, if you have depression, see it as a good thing because your mind has expanded and you can see the complete and utter emptiness that is to come.

1: Hey do you have depression?
2: Erm.. yes...
1: OMG that’s so cool bro, you know the truth of the universe!
2: *crying and shaking in the corner* I sure as hell do...

by 69is_funny69 October 27, 2019

Depression

Four words: Crash Bandicoot in Fucklanders

I hate depression.

by ShutUpImMe June 14, 2016

Depression

A disease that everyone and their mamma claims that they have. 14 year old girls usually self-diagnose themselves with this disease. Mostly basic white hoes.

Daughter: “Mom I think I have depression.”
Mother: “Honey, you’re 13 and hormonal.”

by Mike Whocheese Harry December 4, 2019

Depression

Every 14 year old girl that listens to billie eillish.

“Billie Eillish is so sad and depressed, her songs give me depression😭.”

by Kekekwkwkwkwwk November 13, 2019