Cupertino cuckoo-clock

When the iPhone of everyone within earshot goes off with an alert or meeting invitation at the same time.

Our VP set off a Cupertino cuckoo-clock when he invited our department to the non-denominational seasonal party.

by MisterInvisible December 27, 2011

paying customer

A term used by entitled people as a justification of their shitty behaviour in a commercial premises they patronise.

Karen: You better show some respect towards paying customers!
Manager: (shows security footage of Karen acting like a Karen)
Karen: Oh shit my cover is blown.

by AwkwrdPrtMskrt May 26, 2020

ATTENTION CUSTOMERS: I DID YOUR MOM

Saying this at a grocery store or any store (e.g Farm Boy, Sobeyes, Walmart etc.)

The teenager somehow got to the intercom in Walmart and said, "ATTENTION CUSTOMERS: I DID YOUR MOM"

by BabbleBoy February 4, 2023

cuckoo lady

A crazy 60+ year old lady that lives in Valprazo Indiana and is higly obsessed with the singer actress named Mandy Moore. She also has a weird obsession with any young female singers. When American Idol is on do not think about calling her or she might throw fruit loops at you or sing cuckoo at you.

IM not sure what would make a good example of this odd cuckoo lady or many others that are like her. If she had the means of transportation she would probably be stalking Mandy right now.

by Andy Gump December 25, 2008

cuckold

A woman with a submissive husband. This woman is dominant and has sex with other men while the husband the "cuck" watches and sometimes pays the other man.

Jane you are a cuckold. Paco you are a cuck.

by David-Foodpimp May 29, 2008

Cuckold

1. A feeble man who watches submissively as his wife gets plowed by 1 or many massive black guys and proceeds to clean up the mess when they’re finished

2. Howard Baskin

Carol -“ Come here Howard you stupid cuckold and watch me suck all these BBC’s”

Howard - “Can I wear my tiger outfit?”

by Freejoefuckcarol April 19, 2020

Cuckoo

crazy and proud

guy1: yeah that's right. I'm nuts. But damn it's fun, you coming along for the ride?
guy2: you cuckoo !

by lina khlewi November 5, 2012