thought by some to be good , not me not 6 billon other people, palace are crap, turd , poo, shit......
by almay May 2, 2005

A Character on a video game that my brother andrew beats off to playing War Craft, with Dave and Cory
by Mattrick December 9, 2008

Where do I start, Crystal is so amazing that you could class her as a God 🙌🏻 If Crystal is friends with you, then you should feel special💫 Cause Crystal doesn’t like many people💁🏻 ♀️ Crystal is always right so don’t argue with her😑 Also never EVER tell Crystal that you’ll get her a Carmel slice and then say that your gonna give it to someone else, otherwise you’ll have another thing coming for you🤬
Crystal is always raged!
That Crystal girl, she’s like a sour patch kid, sour and sweet 💁🏻 ♀️
Wow Crystal is a God!
Omg I hacked Crystals Instagram and now she hates me 🤭
That Crystal girl, she’s like a sour patch kid, sour and sweet 💁🏻 ♀️
Wow Crystal is a God!
Omg I hacked Crystals Instagram and now she hates me 🤭
by I am the real Jesus October 21, 2018

to physically induce a knarly head blow "donkey punch" right at the point of total extacy while ROLLIN A FATTEY puddle of the finest meth.
that bitch was goin to town on my shit, and right when i blew it down her throat i gave that slut the CRYSTAL CRUNCH!!
by Jenn Jen and Just-in-Case April 27, 2006

A token of love given from one person to another. Meant to upstage other couples that are around when the gift is received. A crystal dove can be a bouquet of flowers or a diamond ring. The gift itself is not the important thing. The important thing about a crystal dove is that it makes the person giving the gift look better than there surrounding associates or friends.
Tanisha was hanging out a bar with all her friends who were coupled up. In walks Mark with a crystal dove for Tanisha. Tanisha is overjoyed and the envy of all her friends. The spouses of all her friends were left looking empty handed and dumbfounded.
by BroncosLover1 October 6, 2012

by JesterPenetrate November 14, 2022

A very attractive, spunky, bubbly girl, who got booty, and looks that kill. Also known to be seen with her Yogi who she loves to the moon & back..
by YB Tha Mac March 14, 2020
