Person 1:Hey dude wus poppin?
Person 2:Not much
Person 1:Wanna whack a craig after school?
Person 2: oh hell yeah lets whack a fat mega craig mate
Person 2:Not much
Person 1:Wanna whack a craig after school?
Person 2: oh hell yeah lets whack a fat mega craig mate
by DoritoDoS April 19, 2018

by StanGot7forSmarts October 15, 2019

by dick of the day May 2, 2010

by juicyjay0893 September 16, 2018

World’s Best Boss
Awesome father
Hell of a man
Charmer
Professional Hustler
All-time rigger
The list goes on…
Awesome father
Hell of a man
Charmer
Professional Hustler
All-time rigger
The list goes on…
Employee: You heard that craig jones is quitting?
Employee 2: Deadass? Well if he’s gone im out too fym.
(Rest of staff): *exchanges goodbyes*
Employee 2: Deadass? Well if he’s gone im out too fym.
(Rest of staff): *exchanges goodbyes*
by Hallelujah Money June 29, 2021

The act of attempting to do a solo keg stand on an already tapped out keg resulting with a fall due to the top heaviness of the dumb ass trying to be cool.
Person 1: Holy shit did you see that kid fall on his face.
Person 2: Yeah dude those Craig Stands never work.
Person 2: Yeah dude those Craig Stands never work.
by thecraigery November 12, 2011
