when someone is cooler than the cow

alternate version of "when pigs fly"

"can i have icecream?"
"when someone is cooler than the cow"

by anonymous October 6, 2022

Piss in my cooler

A slang expression in English that means “kiss my ass”. Legend has it that it was first invented by Party Marty from Brandon FL while in New York City trying to understand the Spanish phrase Besa me cula.

He tried to talk me down on the price but I said “piss in my cooler”.

by AebyBaby November 8, 2022

coming out of the cooler

announcing to your parents that you're going to be a father

"mom, dad, i'm coming out of the cooler. you're going to be grandparents."

by reversecuomo August 9, 2023

Recommended if you live in a hot/humid climate, exercise, or have a physically demanding job to manage sweat, oil, and odor, indoor job, live in a cooler climate, or have dry/sensitive skin. Only necessary if you are heavily soiled or sweating profusely

Recommended if you live in a hot/humid climate, exercise, or have a physically demanding job to manage sweat, oil, and odor, indoor job, live in a cooler climate, or have dry/sensitive skin. Only necessary if you are heavily soiled or sweating profusely

Recommended if you live in a hot/humid climate, exercise, or have a physically demanding job to manage sweat, oil, and odor, indoor job, live in a cooler climate, or have dry/sensitive skin. Only necessary if you are heavily soiled or sweating profusely

by GravelWincher123 February 24, 2026