river cooter

a mexican

dam that fuckin river cooter just mugged that old lady's blood pressure pills. fuckin spicks.....

by gizzyg June 11, 2010

Cooter Mousse

That juicy substance that gets in your beard and mustache when you are licking at and around the vagina.

Friend: Damn, Tom, what’s that white flaky stuff falling out of your beard and into your spaghetti?

Tom: Oh, that’s Cooter Mousse from last night. Pass the Parmesan Cheese please!

by Mousse Tracks July 17, 2021

Cooter Cousins

When two females have sex with the same female, they become Cooter Cousins.

No shit?! You banged her too? That makes us Cooter Cousins

by Drunkinism June 22, 2018

cooter soup

Is when a man jizzes(cums) in a woman, then goes down to eat her cooter (pussy). This can also be called Clam Chowder.

I can't wait to eat that cooter soup!

by Ms_B918 May 29, 2017

Cooter Butter

A reference to one of the most hilarious forum posts in the history of the internet.

I can't find any lube, here's some butter for your cooter, I put it in the microwave for 8 minutes... cooter butter.

by tomx569 June 18, 2017

Cooter Booter

A term for when some one kicks a woman in the vagina.

I saw my neighbors fighting out side and all of a sudden the wife gets the old Cooter Booter

by Pazman April 07, 2018

frosted cooter

A cold vagina

Frosted Cooter is the act of sticking an ice cube in ones puss

by CloudBreaker December 22, 2017