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Confinscate

Confinscate is the correct spelling and pronunciation of confiscate. All you chumps may think this is wrong, but it's correct.
"The teacher confinscated the drugs from the student, and then snorted the confinscated drugs."
by Sum phuck??? February 17, 2018
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Coning

The act of being in a car with friends, seeing orange street cones lined up on the side of the road, and, while driving past the cones, the friends lean out the window and grab as many cones as they can and bringing them into the car, while the car is still moving. NOW you have orange street cones.
*Chris is driving her friends to the nearest Wendy’s*
Chris: Hey, guys! Look!
*They look and see street cones ahead to the right of the car*
Alex: You all know what that means *he gave a pat to Lena in the passenger seat in front of him*
Dennis: Let’s not do that?

Chris: Don’t be a wuss.My car,my rules. Let’s do it
Dennis: It’s the law’s rules
Lena: Challenge accepted. Roll the windows down!*they rolled their windows down*
Dennis: I won’t be part of this
Alex: Good thing you’re on the left side so you don’t have to.

Chris: Everyone, except Dennis, get ready!
*Lena and Alex lean slightly out the window*
Dennis: Idiots *he sighs*
*They approach the cones. Lena quickly grabs the first 2 cones and Alex grabs one cone and misses the other. Chris drives and they cheer and pull the cones inside.Dennis thinks of reasons why he needs new friends. Alex puts his hand on his shoulder*
Alex: My cone’s name is“Dennis”just for you since you try to caution us. We appreciate that but we enjoy stupid fun
*Dennis smiles. He knows what Alex said was true. They arrive and meet their friends*

Sophia: Where were you guys?
Vinny: Look at Chris’ crazy smile.

*Chris, Alex, and Lena laughed together*
Sophia: Chris, what’d you guys do? When people hang with you, they end up doing something fairly dumb.

Chris: It’s an effect I have on people I guess. *she smiled innocently*
Alex: We went coning and kept the cones. *Alex popped up from behind Chris, also smiling*
Lena: Now let’s eat!
by Gold.Emblemsourgummyworms March 16, 2019
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Lauren Collins

Lauren Collins is the girl behind the ultra-cool Paige Michalchuk on Degrassi: The Next Generation. She's really cool and nothing like her alter-ego. She wants to be in a movie like The Breakfast Club and she's really close to her family. She thinks her co-star and one of her best friends, Adamo, is smoking hot. She's best friends with Adamo and Stacey. She used to be a Disney star, but she realized she could do better than that and graduated to Degrassi. She's a natural brunette.
"Remember that blonde girl who was on the Disney channel?"
"Oh, you mean Ashley Tisdale?"
"Hell no! I'm talking about the talented blonde girl, named Lauren Collins!"
by wtffff shut up May 18, 2007
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Phil Collins

My answer to some of "definitions" already here:

"Mr. Collins normally sings out of tune, but his vocal harmonizers and pitch correctors fix all that."
No- go listen to one of his live performances, he is RIGHT on pitch every single time.

"Listen closely to any of his songs (even the Genesis ones) and you'll notice how his voice is always doubled and slightly echoed."
Yeah, that's called singing harmony you dunce. You sing a song two times, once in the melody and once in the harmony. Then you overlay the two and you get something that sounds wonderful.

"On the song "In the Air Tonight", about 2 minutes into the track, the filters are tweaked so that there are 3 versions of his voice singing at the same time - the 'normal' filtered version, a comical low pitched version, and his real voice. The low, weak, screechy, high voice in the background is his real singing voice."
Yeah, once again- three times recorded to make a harmony.

"Oh and FYI, the 'drum solo' on "In the Air..." was done on a drum machine, so I really don't know how it is considered a solo when a machine is playing it throughout the whole song."
If you've ever watched a Collins documentary, he explains why he did so- because he wanted to keep a constant beat and anyone good drummer would have tweaked it and detracted attention from the lyrics.

"But once again, he is a great drummer..."
Yes, yes he is.

Phil Collins is not a fag, he's not stupid, he is sincere, humble, and a fantastic singer with a great voice and perfect pitch.
Person 1: Dude. Phil Collins CANT sing but he is a great drummer.
Person 2: Oh really? I'd like to hear you sing in perfect pitch- both the harmony and the melody.
by trevor.morgan.fan April 25, 2008
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Colin Kaepernick

(Adj) A dick

(Noun) A person who doesn’t stand for the national anthem
Roger: “I think I’m going to take a knee

Steve: “Don’t be a Colin Kaepernick, Roger”
by RogerGoodell June 11, 2018
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Collins

Person with this name is claimed to have intense skills that are needed in the basic world. Often in a jolly mood inside, and is more than ideal for activities related to intimate relationships and is more than successful in life.
I wish I was Collins!

Dude, I should start calling you Collins since your luck is one of the Irish.
by anna156 February 24, 2009
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Phil Collins

A character from Trailer Park Boys. Phil Collins is named after a British guy nobody cares about. Phil is a local cheeseburger enthusiast and manages a motel. He gets increasingly mad when one stares at his rather large gut. Phil is often seen selling mackerel and trout in liquor store parking lots. He also owns a mobile cheeseburger shop with his boys called the Dirty Burger.
Bubbles: "Who do I know the greasy bastard from? Holy fuck boys, it's Phil Collins!"

Phil: "Hey Bubbles. wanna buy some trout?"
by AnarchyStocking May 14, 2011
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