Apache alarm clock

Drinking multiple glasses of water before going to sleep, to help ensure you wake up early due to the need to pee. (Allegedly a technique used by the Apache during the Apache Wars to wake up for pre-dawn raids.)

I got in at 3:00 AM so I set my Apache alarm clock to get up for my 8:00 class. I had to pee so bad I thought I'd put a hole through the toilet...

by RevWaldo January 9, 2010

Funny Clock Man

A name referring to Sergey Taboritsky, a nazi Russian Monarchist within the mod The New Order: Last Days of Europe for the video game Hearts of Iron 4.

Person 1: What's Funny Clock Man's ideology anyways?
Person 2: Burgsys

by Tsar Dudebro II January 5, 2023

birthday o'clock

The hour that correlates to your date of birth.

My birthday is August 12, so birthday o'clock would be 08:12.

by pheiticeira February 25, 2011

Taco Bell Alarm Clock

Eating a lot of Taco Bell late at night and going to bed right after. After a few hours you rip a fart so hard that it wakes you and those around you.

You shouldn't have eaten that fourth meal. I woke up thanks to your Taco Bell Alarm Clock.

by GK Spider January 17, 2012

Brown Note Alarm Clock

When one farts/sharts so loud in the morning that it wakes up your wife or significant other next to you.

After having a late night burrito, I got gas so bad that this morning I farted so loud, that I woke up my wife next to me. Thus I created a Brown Note Alarm Clock. Needless to say she was not happy with the accidental Dutch Oven that occurred as well. See also Dutch Oven.

by tsc84124 June 6, 2013

9 o'clock behind the jackrabbit

A playful children's song that is actually about getting a blowjob at kennywood before closing time.

Yo I was with Jamie at 9 o'clock behind the jackrabbit.

by afdgh11 March 20, 2017

five o’clock shadow

The stubble a clean shaven man gets at the end of the day, normally at five o’clock in the evening.

#1: You look tired.
#2: Nah. This is just the five o’clock shadow.

by hippy2981 November 8, 2006