Cinnamon Bear

Large Ginger Man that likes to drink Fireball Whiskey.

Cinnamon Bear went from zero to hammered... only took half gallon of Fireball this time.

by Palv January 15, 2015

Cinderellaed

When you purposefully leave an object or item of clothing at your one night stands house, just so you can see them again.....although they have your number.

"Chris Cinderellaed me last night by leaving his fraternity Pin on my desk. I think he wants to see me again.....why doesn't he just text me?"

by YourePhinestHighness October 29, 2017

Cincinnati Touchdown

When you nut into a condom take it off then smack someone in the face with the condom. You yell "touchdown" throw your arms up and run off.

Hey guys look Jeff is asleep. I'm gonna Cincinnati Touchdown him.

by Frankfurt The Cat December 17, 2017

Cinder time

A phrase which means starting some form of sexual activity - ie. Time to get it on.

Jeff: I bought Clara a vibrator for her birthday but she was shy and didn't want to try it out..

Charles: Bummer! What did you do?

Jeff: I put on some Lionel Ritchie music and we had a couple of Yager shots and 10 minutes later you know what time it was..

Charles: Cinder time?

Jeff: You got it! Cinder time, all night long!

by Yuan Diego February 14, 2018

cincinnati fondue pot

A party event requiring an male individual to dip his dick in one or more liquid edible substances such as chocolate/peanut butter/chilli/white chocolate/au jus/sawmill gravy and immediately proceeds to anally penetrate a female until creampie status is achieved. Immediately following the pull out, another male buddy slobs the knob clean, reams the pie hole, and then swaps positions such as to repeat said anal penetration procedure until all parties are sated or until daily caloric intake values are met.

Did you go to buddy and Gillian's cincinnati fondue pot last night?
Man, I did and my pallet was never as tantalized as when the crunchy butter and Hormel chilli shooting out of Gillian's ass hole combined forces with that salty semen for a taste explosion I literally came to previously.

by TheGreatestWhite February 6, 2019

Cinnamoron

A very cute and sweet person with the IQ of a walnut.

Person A: Emily gave me a cookie earlier. She is such a sweetheart.
Person B: Wasn't she defending flat earthers in geography class earlier this morning?
Person A: Yeah, she's a cinnamoron. Such a shame.

by a zebra in a trench coat June 21, 2020

Cinco de Mayo

A few of my gringo friends ask me the meaning of Cinco de Mayo every year so I thought I would give the full unabridged and comprehensive answer here.

It all started on a cool April morning in 1843 in Mexico. It was the middle of the Mexican war of independence against their Mayan overlords. General Chimichanga was leading an offensive for the Mexican army and was marching north to meet the Mayans at Fajita Hill. He knew he would be out-numbered so he sent his mariachi band to contact the Burrito Boys in Tijuana to request their assistance in battle. He was not sure if they would agree or even arrive in time for the battle (they were located 23.5 miles away). When General Chimichanga arrived at Fajita Hill on May 5 he was amazed to find the Burrito Boys and their leader Commander Nacho Cheese got there first and decimated the Mayans on there own with less than 20 men. The Mayans fled north to Alamo, Texas effectively ending the Mexican war for independence.

General Chimichanga gets most of the credit for winning the Mexican war for Independence on Cinco de Mayo, but Commander Nacho Cheese was the real hero. He and the Burrito Boys saved Mexico from the Mayans.

by General Chimichanga May 6, 2022