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Chronic Group Joiners

People who obsessively join any group on Facebook that they see, regardless of whether they agree with it's title or if they know anything about the subject. Done consciously or not, these people may be fans of hundreds of items, people, phrases, and feelings.
*Gets on Facebook and sees feed*

Jasmine has become a fan of Bruce Lee, Not being in a coma, i hate winter!, looking in the fridge over and over again, and 23 other profiles.

Ben has become a fan of Stop joining so many facebook groups! and 14 other profiles.

*Astonished*
"Damn, all my friends are Chronic Group Joiners! Oooo, those profiles look nice..."

And the cycle continues
by Uge1 February 5, 2010
mugGet the Chronic Group Joinersmug.

Chronic Dry Balls

Chronic Dry Balls is caused by being dehydrated or sometimes even not getting laid (seriously.) It is described as a dry, itchy feeling between the testicles.

Fixing it is drinking a lot of water or getting laid.
I fixed my Chronic Dry Balls by drinking a lot of water.
by DarkArtificer February 4, 2017
mugGet the Chronic Dry Ballsmug.

Chronic Ash Syndrome

Chronic ash syndrome is affected by many, but most specifically the black community, and people of color. Ashiness is something that is obviously seen on a black person/a darker skinned person of color because of their chocolate or caramel skin, so many other people have never had to experience it. This syndrome can be self-diagnosed because you are usually born an ashy human being. Once ashy, always ashy.
Tiffany: Let's play tic-tac-to!
Stacy: Omg Stacy what a good idea! But where?
Tiffany: Lets just play it on your leg since you have Chronic Ash Syndrome
Stacy: So true!! Good idea !
by HelloItsMeMimi May 21, 2018
mugGet the Chronic Ash Syndromemug.

Chronic Earworm Syndrome

A very annoying mental issue. If you often wake up with your favorite song in your head and it makes it much harder to go back to sleep, you probably have it. Also, a new song would have to automatically drive out the previous one so that you have one going around up there 24/7.
My love for music has gone too far. I think I have Chronic Earworm Syndrome (CES).
by Bobuzan December 9, 2018
mugGet the Chronic Earworm Syndromemug.

chronically online

p1: “did you hear what those bad kids got mad about?”
p2: “ yeah they are chronically online
by smartypants19 February 8, 2022
mugGet the chronically onlinemug.

Cup o' Chronic

Refers to a hash smoking device, crafted out of a 16 oz to-go coffee cup(with lid). To build one, simply cut a hole in the bottom of the coffee cup, big enough so that your car's cigarette lighter can slip in. Light the cigarette lighter and let it heat up, when it pops, drop a little piece of hash on the hot part, slip it under the cup, and sip from the top of the cup like you normally would. The hash vaporizes and it doesn't even smell like weed in the car after, it smells like flowers! And if you get pulled over, all you have is a cigarette lighter and a coffee cup.
Person 1: Let's go to the city!

Person 2: But I want to smoke weed!

Person 1: Don't worry, I have hash, we can have a Cup o' Chronic on the way there.
by theundercover March 8, 2011
mugGet the Cup o' Chronicmug.

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