Founded by Chief Keef, this launguage was created August 15 2013 when Chief Keef releases his mixtape “bang”. This day was the the start of the great decline in the modern U.S. language. With this new language and Mumble Rap influencing our youth, the world will soon fall to an extra terrestrial species of what scientists call space nigger. This species will speak fluent Chicago Ebonics. According to multiple studies conducted by nimrod inc. Chief Keef has been linked to many ties with this life force and it is speculated that he is their leader. According to the Book of Revalation in the New Testament of the Christian bible, Armageddon is the prophesied location of a gathering of armies for a battle during the end times. This references the battle between Chief Keef’s extraterrestrial army and all of the worlds armies combined. Unfortunately, tensions will cause opposing countries to turn on each other and it will be an all out free for all. The end of the world is coming, when the Rapture occurs, those of Chicago Ebonics and all other ebonics of the earth will ascend with Chief Keef to the heavens. Leaving all non believers in its wake. According to Hebrews 12:26-28, 26 When God spoke the first time, his voice shook only the earth. This time he has promised to shake the earth once again, and heaven too. 27 The words “Love Sosa nigga bang bang I be on O bloc” mean that all created things will someday be shaken and removed. In Chief Keef we trust, amen.
by Nigga milk April 7, 2019
Get the Chicago Ebonicsmug. The Chicago Delusion is the belief that for every experience or interaction to be had in Grand Rapids there is a superior analog in Chicago. It is a way for Grand Rapids residents to withdraw into a fantasy world where everything is different but in such a way that they aren’t challenged to learn a new language, food, culture, or way of life. Those who succumb to the Chicago Delusion foreclose on their social capital in Grand Rapids long before they move away, if they succeed in doing so. You can see the bean reflected in their two-thousand-yard stare.
The Chicago Delusion had taken hold of Cameron, but now that he's moved to the city, he's already talking about how nice it would be in LA.
by FruityShtetls February 1, 2018
Get the The Chicago Delusionmug. When a man slaps his wiener into a poppyseed
bun and tops it with mustard, onions, neon green relish, a pickle spear, tomato slices, sport
peppers, celery salt and NO. FUCKING. KETCHUP. a woman then proceeds to swallow the chicago style sausage in one gulp.
bun and tops it with mustard, onions, neon green relish, a pickle spear, tomato slices, sport
peppers, celery salt and NO. FUCKING. KETCHUP. a woman then proceeds to swallow the chicago style sausage in one gulp.
bro i gave my girl chicago style last night, she was eating good as hell
dawg i want some good chicago style but my girl
wont let me do it to her. i tried to surprise her with
it when she was sleeping but she smacked my hot
dog out the bun fast as she could.
dawg i want some good chicago style but my girl
wont let me do it to her. i tried to surprise her with
it when she was sleeping but she smacked my hot
dog out the bun fast as she could.
by ilostmyvcardtoajarofpickles September 3, 2022
Get the Chicago Stylemug. a place where they dont awnser calls or really care about there bussniess so when you call them want to get a job tell you call you back in two hours. Never return peopls calls sometimes they just hang up on you.
by BobTheGuy22 December 22, 2018
Get the chicago tribunemug. by ap0c June 16, 2015
Get the chicago greenlightmug. A town right next to Oak Lawn, in Cook County, with Arabs, Blacks, White Trash, and Normal Whites. The Arabs live on the north-east side of the train tracks all the way from 105th to 103rd in the apartments. Across the street from Chicago Ridge is Dunkin Donuts on 103rd and Central which is where most the Arabs from 99th-111th (exception some 96th) street hang out with the exception of a few whites and mexicans. Dunkin Donuts is the main hangout area of the 103rds. 95s also say they claim this area but really dont.
From 111th-106th between Ridgeland and Central is mainly where the Normal whites/white trash live. Closer to the mall and train tracks you find white trash who just sit and smoke weed all day by jumps. The blacks live in the area on the west side of Ridgeland in the apartments.
From 111th-106th between Ridgeland and Central is mainly where the Normal whites/white trash live. Closer to the mall and train tracks you find white trash who just sit and smoke weed all day by jumps. The blacks live in the area on the west side of Ridgeland in the apartments.
by mikehuntx December 6, 2019
Get the Chicago Ridgemug. Male or female. One of the individuals eyes always looks towards Chicago no matter where they are located.
by Tug Boat November 22, 2014
Get the chicago eyemug.