Internet Cancer

What you get when you watch Mattyb, Jacob Satourious, or Allah hu Akbar compilations on YouTube...

Mom I cant go to school because I watched an hour of leafy last night and contracted a serious case of internet cancer.

by Dick Faggot 101 August 12, 2016

Swag Cancer

An abnormal growth of swag cells. Often caused by saggin'.

Also refers to someone without swag that thinks they do.

1)I have so much swag some people declare that i must have swag cancer.

2)yo, these boys better be careful before they get swag cancer!

by Swaggologist January 11, 2011

Cancerous Cat

A cancerous cat is a cat who had sex with a human too many times that it got genital cancer.

My fucking cat is cancerous because it fucked my cousin 5 times. Damn I have a cancerous cat.

by Fidget spinner licker April 10, 2019

cancerous videos

Every time Jacob satorius mattyb or a really CRINGY person on YouTube makes a video or music video

THIS VIDEO IS SO CANCER
Cancerous videos aren't made by Jacob
YES THEY AREEE

by Doge lololilol January 9, 2017

cancer grill

A tanning bed. A device known to cause various skin diseases.

Person 1: Gonna hit the Cancer Grill. Need some color.
Person 2: You know that shit ain't good for you.

by azza943 October 3, 2012

ninja cancer

An unexplained illness in an anime that causes extreme the character to be sick but still beat ass

Itachi had ninja cancer when he fought Saskue.

by Not a weeb March 1, 2020

cancer of the junk

Testicular cancer.

"When Tom's doctor told him that he had cancer of the junk, he decided to start treatment right away".

by Mad Man 367 April 13, 2015