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Canada

Sort of like the American attic. It's above us, we forget that it's there and when we do go up we look around and say... "hey that's a lot of cool shit."
Canada is where Santa Claus lives?
by Comedy Dawg October 14, 2011
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canada

A country that is NORTH of the U.S

A place of lax pot, gay marriage, and liqor laws. But contains too much poutine, french canadians, and people from B.C!!!
"Hey Luke? Wanna get hitched in Canada then smoke some weed and have some REAL beer for a change? Even though we're just 19"

"Nah Louis, too many Quebecers, Poutine and British Colombians"
by Ringmaster_J March 30, 2004
mugGet the canadamug.

Canada

The soon to be 53rd state. Right after Iraq and most of Russia.
We the people fucked Iraq, stole a bunch of Russia and now CANADA
by Johnny Outlaw January 22, 2015
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Canada

Oh, thank you for holding the door open for me! You are so Canada!
by bmb0909 November 4, 2015
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Canada

The second best country in the world, bested by Japan.
George: I went to Canada over summer vacation.

Tim: I went to Japan.

George: Damn it...
by SawronZXZ January 20, 2010
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Canada

A land filled with people who eat moose droppings and destroy the land of the eskimos, who invented kissing and beer and god. Yes, that is right, the eskimos invented god. DEAL WITH IT.
Hey everybody, CANADA EATS MOOSE DROPPINGS AND DESTROYS THE LAND OF THE INVENTORS OF GOD BEER AND KISSING!
by Alec Casado from Cuba June 30, 2008
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Canada

A shapeless blob of land comprising of french people, the complete opposite of America, in all the wrong ways.
Man One: Man, dude, you fail.
Man Two: At least I'm not Canada.
Man One: You're french.
Man Two: Pwned. ):
by Cattzs January 11, 2009
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