Cabbage jesus

A overweight cunt who is full of life and loves to joke around with anyone. He loves to make friends and will even share his lunch with you. He will go out of his way for anyone!

Bro 1: did u just see that guy? he just gave the homeless family 100 dollars!
Bro 2: yeah! he always does that his name is cabbage jesus..
Bro 1: what a mad cunt we should meet him sometime..

Bro 2: hell yeah!

by Cabbage jesus May 12, 2019

Cabbagefingitus

Small George like fingers

Ewwww look he has cabbagefingitus

by Iammega October 3, 2019

Cabbage Patch

When someone high five/holds your spud/fist bump

Did you just cabbage patch me

by JAGOJSANTANA November 19, 2019

Cabbage man

One of the most iconic characters in avatar the last airbender. Aang and the rest of the group are constantly destroying his cabbage cart no matter where he goes.

“MY CABBAGES!!!!” - the cabbage man

by Genevieve Garcia September 3, 2020

Cabbage

A NCO in the United States Military whose a fucking puss-pop

“Cabbage go it’s your fucking turn”

by Glizzy223 October 1, 2020

cabbager

cabbager is a burger with cabbage in it therefore any burger can be a cabbager

Did you know that burgers with cabbage are cabbagers?
ill make a cabbager

by JUSTscrewdriver December 17, 2020

Cabbage-Nigger

An ethnic slur directed towards people of German and central/eastern-European descent based on the prevalence of cabbage in their diets (AKA, Cabbage-Coon).

Haha, look at Johan and Vladimir sitting there eating their Sauerkraut and Borsch while squatting drinking Weihenstephaner and vodka. What a pair of Cabbage-Niggers.

by ZeGermansAndZeSlavsAreNotSoDif February 3, 2021