Candalyn

Candlyn's are tall creatures, with other worldly beauty. They are well endowed in the chest area and posses striking blue eyes. when you first meet a Candalyn, she may be quiet, but once she's warmed up to you, she can get pretty crazy. She is known for her 'sexy face' and when she is angry the evil glare will make you hide in terror. Do not make a Candalyn mad, for she may just castrate you, although she is one of the best friends anyone can ever have and possibly one of the biggest dorks. Her smile is gorgeous and her talent exquisit.

Example: Candalyn's may be frequently seen at a Rennaissance Faire or two.

by Ariadne017 October 10, 2010

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Canandaigua

A city southeast of Rochester. Rivals with Victor. Known for lacrosse, Canandaigua Lake, Bristol Mountain, CMAC, and home of Wegmans, to name a few. Kids in the summer play in the lake or sit home. If you're an adult, you either take work off to go in the lake or bar hop. In the winter people go to Bristol Mountain or play hockey on the frozen lake, or sled anywhere you can find a good hill. It's a fun place to mess with tourists, and enjoy your life.

Hey, do you want to go to Canandaigua and play in the lake?

by lakelover222 July 3, 2017

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O Canada

The Canadian National Anthem

O Canada, daaa daaa daaa duh daaah

by Adda September 9, 2006

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canadas history

The act of making love to one's own genitalia after having a sex change operation all while precariously balanced atop the Stanley cup and drinking maple syrup from a moose skull (antlers required). For some, the act is too tame. A common variation includes wearing a Mountie's outfit, mixing the syrup with beaver semen and continuously slapping one's partner with a hockey stick in an attempt to enhance the pleasure.

(guy1) "Bro, she looks hot but I heard she's a virgin."
(guy2) "Are you kidding? That whore has done Canadas History after chopping her own phallus off with an axe. I believe she is ready for my devious pleasuring."

"I told that asshole to go fuck himself but he went overboard and performed the old Canadas History."

by stephensbastardchild February 5, 2010

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Canada

a country where the beer isnt watered down, the best bands/actors/comediens come from, the sex is amazing, women can walk around topless if they should so desire, its legal to marry boys or girls, where the health care is free, people are polite, the population speaks english and for the most part french, the people arent fat, a pretty girl can walk home alone at 1 in the morning, its not cold all year round, its spelled favourite, colour, centre, metre, honour etc, americans go to escape pure evil (bush), and where all the cool kids live! (by the way... weeds not legal here...)

A conversation in french canada... or in an english canadian classroom
-bonjour (good day)
-salut (hi)
-comment ca va? (how are you?)
-ca va bein, merci et vous? (im good, thank you and yourself?)
-ca va tres bein! (im very good!)

by emilyiscanadian April 30, 2006

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