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Basketball Handles

when a mf tries to basically break your leg by simply putting the ball under his leg
Me: Bro this guy thinks hes good he does not have Basketball Handles. Let me teach him a lesson *puts ball under leg back and forth*
Person: *somehow falls to the ground*
Crowd:*yooo he just got his ankles broke*
by Addi is a Baddie45 December 8, 2022
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Basketball

A sport that has 0 talent unlike nascar
I’d rather watch drivers risk there lives than young men run around in shorts throwing a ball oh I mean basketball
by Nascarfan2007 January 15, 2023
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Basketball

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Basketball

the worst fucking sport on this planet earth, don't care what you say. it is sweaty 6'10 male kardashians trying to get a ball into a circle. i can't with this sport, all the players are divas, its so fast-paced that it will make your head spin, the nba version of Gary Bettman, Roger Goodell, Scott France, and Rob Manfred is trying to market this to everyone in the world like hes mark zuckerburg even though nobody gives a shit, its fans are at the top of the list of fans you don't want to mess with or you will be on the back of a milk carton, the fucking face of the league in the 90s became one of the most hated men in charlotte that his term with the White Sox is more relevant, the players try and flop harder than Ronaldo can ever imagine, some teams are so bad that they could be beaten by the Oakland Athletics in a game of basketball, players are so over their heads that they buy 10 million dollar mansions with a fountain statue of them when their averaging 6 points a game, the media has been on the train for so long that some cities try and witch hunt haters. its a fucking disgrace to the sports world and will be better off without it existing, the NHL is more entertaining anyway.
Person 1: hey do you want to go to a basketball ga-
Person 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP DARRYL
by t0ph4t1 July 24, 2023
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basketball enjoyer

That basketball enjoyer just stole that lady's purse!
by Ptonomy Wallace August 27, 2023
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basketball

a sport that needs three things:

a ball
a basket
a black guy
lebron James plays basketball
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023
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basketballmike123

“How would y’all describe basketball Mike”

“Positive role model”

“ Goated rapper and influencer of the world, better than Mr beast”

“ Basketballmike123 the typa nigga to hit a lick feel bad and return the goods cuz he’s a swell guy”
“I showed my kids @basketballmike123 . Because he’s an Important historical Figure”
by JfkgotNoScoped November 21, 2023
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