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Dark Brandon

A highly cringy take by political and media marketing to make President Biden seem cool.
Stop trying to make Dark Brandon happen! It's so cringe!!
by Blood Alpha August 9, 2022
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brandon novak

Bam's horny friend from sirius radio. He was addicted to herion sience he was 17 and is now clean, and if he stays that way gets to live with bam. He is sexy, but has many STD's.
by amy April 20, 2005
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Brandon Paine

The GREATEST pussy eater OF ALL TIMES! Is able to satisify the stubbornest of snatches. Capiable of going down for days on end, not even coming up for air, until the job is done. No pussy scares him! From a big ol' hair pie to bald cunt. If it's not discolored, disfiggured, or smelling like an open can of tuna that has been sitting out on the counter for 8 days... he'll eat the hell out of it!
" Damn... the guy I hooked up with last night was a total Brandon Paine. He made me scrub my shit up first but then ate it like there was no tomorrow"
by 2up4fun November 27, 2011
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Brandon

A person who has a cool set of balls and a huge dick, he also likes metal and has long hair he fucks like a beast but is very kind and caring!
Brandon is a sexual beast who is kind and nice!
by hugecockville January 31, 2008
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Brandon

An erection. Brought on suddenly and without much provocation. The sudden nature of it's manifestation can be summed up in one word BAM!

Derived from Brandon "BAM" Margera.
Fred: Dude, I just got major Brandon.
Ted: Brandon shows up at the most inconvenient times.
by Undividualist December 9, 2007
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brandon lamberth

amazing.my lover.my husband.more than anything i could ever ask for<3 my bestfriend.my prince charming,everything im looking for<33333333333my sweet baby. my world. my everything. id never leave you brandon,id always wait for you.you are my sunshine. the light in my eyes,what i go to school for. my boo boo bear. May 22nd 2010- eternity<3

I LOVE YOU BRANDON CHARLES LAMBERTH!!!!!!!!

i want to marry you.im so in love with you<3 no one could ever take me from you<3
you are my sunshine,my only sunshine,you make me happy,when skies are gray,you'll never know dear how much i love you..please dont take my sunshine away<3brandon lamberth
by hannahBlamberth November 24, 2010
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brandon supporter

Someone who hates former vice president Joe Biden.

See also, "Let's go Brandon!" as misreported by NBC.
When Orange Man left office we had peace in the middle east, the strongest border in US history, a miracle vaccine, and an economy ripe for recovery; since he left we've had terrible inflation, a border crisis, a military embarrassment that lost American lives & armed the Taliban with over $80 billion in US armaments, a supply-chain disaster, food shortages, a jab mandate that could cost you your job, and the economy is still shut down over a disease which now has effective treatment. I guess you could say I've become quite the avid Brandon supporter. Let's Go Brandon!
by anon38652 October 5, 2021
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