a really really bad boyfriend who is atrocious at sex, lives far away from his girlfriend, has no penis, complains about having to go see her, and gets really jealous.
"It's gonna cost me too much money to go see you" -shitty boyfriend ex.1
"who's mike? you've never mentioned him before." shitty boyfriend ex.2
"who's mike? you've never mentioned him before." shitty boyfriend ex.2
by lalskslals March 4, 2009
Get the shitty boyfriend mug.internet boyfriend, n. : A male acquaintance that one met on the internet. Someone who one would spend countless hours on YIM, MSN Messenger, or AIM chatting with. A good friend who one would also like to meet in person to discover if the romantic feelings are as real in person as they are on the internet/cell phone.
Michelle talked to her internet boyfriend for hours on YIM and the cell phone before deciding to meet him in person.
by goodgurl1313 August 27, 2005
Get the internet boyfriend mug.A guy who is a best friend to a girl with a boyfriend. Usually single, the guy uses this time to show what a good person he is in case the girl becomes single again.
"Spencer is a great vice boyfriend. When Mike isn't around to take me out, Spence is always free to keep me company until Mike gets free." said Jess.
by Dark_Link August 21, 2007
Get the vice boyfriend mug.That boyfriend who can't have a serious conversation, ever. A boy who no matter how hard you try to talk to him, will always be too busy playing his video games to talk to you about anything other than that.
Does not notice when you're annoyed, or wanting to have an actual conversation.
See also: Bad boyfriend
Does not notice when you're annoyed, or wanting to have an actual conversation.
See also: Bad boyfriend
"I wanted to talk to my boyfriend about the rent, but he had his headphones in, and music too loud. He's such an annoying boyfriend."
by IvyShadow February 10, 2017
Get the annoying boyfriend mug.Any item (a gift, an assigned task, a report) promised to a co-worker, friend, or superior that, by virtue of continued broken promises to deliver, becomes ostensibly fictional.
Derived from the popular American practice of deflecting unwanted romantic advances or ridicule resulting from singlehood, by referring to a fictional boyfriend or girlfriend living "in Canada."
Derived from the popular American practice of deflecting unwanted romantic advances or ridicule resulting from singlehood, by referring to a fictional boyfriend or girlfriend living "in Canada."
Friend 1: Hey, has Andrea bought you a birthday present yet?
Friend 2: Nope. She says she has one for me, but she keeps "forgetting it at home." Honestly? I think it's a Canadian Boyfriend.
Friend 2: Nope. She says she has one for me, but she keeps "forgetting it at home." Honestly? I think it's a Canadian Boyfriend.
by HarrietSpy February 28, 2006
Get the canadian boyfriend mug.The best boyfriend is the one who will say he's not perfect but to you, he's more than perfect he's your everything<3
by Ally_hi_ March 4, 2015
Get the best boyfriend mug.When you’re going to be single for a long time and you’re low key concerned so then u tell people you have a roblox boyfriend. Usually you tell them that you broke up with them , so you seem cool but really ur just a small bod.
by Bitchezz2331 November 22, 2018
Get the Roblox boyfriend mug.