The used condom you find when you wake up in the morning after a drunken porkfest. The crusty boot can be found in the bed, on the floor, up your ass/vag, or even in the refrigerator or other unlikely location. A condom which has fecal matter or blood on the outside of it could be considered extra crusty.
I pulled a crusty boot out of my asshole when I woke up today- Man I must have been shitfaced last night.
by JC4556 May 30, 2007
The Simple Act of Filling a Large Long Leather Boot with Nails, Placing it in a Busy Street, and then Waiting for a Car to Run it Over.
"Wanna go boot-nailing after school, Paul?"
"Sure Carl! I love boot-nailing!"
"Oh man, some one boot-nailed my car again, Jane."
"Again Jon, that's the third time this week."
"Let's Boot-nail, Mr.Ferguson."
"Boot-nail? What's that?"
"Sure Carl! I love boot-nailing!"
"Oh man, some one boot-nailed my car again, Jane."
"Again Jon, that's the third time this week."
"Let's Boot-nail, Mr.Ferguson."
"Boot-nail? What's that?"
by LexustheLeaf March 26, 2023
by nick g April 27, 2005
A sexual act in which the woman lies flat on her back and lifts her legs up to her chest with her hands on the back of her knees. The man then supports himself up on the bottom of the females butt. The man (not yet inserted) snaps to attention in a full plank (still supporting himself on the booty) clicks his heels and puts his feet at a 45° angle, looks up and screams “THANK YOU ROGERS” and with the force of 1000 suns inserts the penis into the woman’s vagina as quickly and as forcefully as possible.
by Uh-1D September 24, 2019
by Green Tea Citrus October 22, 2018
when spider man is slowly approached from behind by his father, a large African-American man from the east side, south of Compton just as a man with a "whats over there penis" attempts to J-hook it in to spidermans rectum as his father texts CHa-Cha, asking if any women have ever had one of their boobies accidentally ripped of while at a Sting Concert and is now forced to work at ihop (Ha Ha get it!!!)
by Niggabob Funpants January 21, 2012
A person with an inability to direct a football/soccer ball towards their intended target, thus miss kicking the ball in random directions every time it leaves their boots. Similar to 50 pence head.
Man 1 - (Puts arms up signalling for team-mate to pass the ball to him)
Man 2 - (Kicks ball with intent to pass to man 1, ball flies off in a completely different direction)
Man 1 - "Oh you've got your Toblerone Boots on today"
Man 2 - (Kicks ball with intent to pass to man 1, ball flies off in a completely different direction)
Man 1 - "Oh you've got your Toblerone Boots on today"
by TheMasey September 24, 2012