Boat code

If you’re invited on a mans boat. Don’t ask to bring your boyfriend.

“Want to come on Mike’s boat this weekend?”
“Can I bring my boyfriend?”
“No! You shouldn’t even ask! don’t you know boat code.”

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boat gassed

To be super drunk. Like Saskatchewan Indian Drunk. An Indian who drank gas out of a boat drunk.

Todd saw an Indian drinking gas out of his boat on his dock and said " I want to get that drunk tonight...boat gassed drunk"

boat gassed by Reginasask September 2, 2021

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Todd wants to get as boat gassed drunk as that Indian siphoning gas out of his boat parked on the dock.

boat gassed by Reginasask September 2, 2021

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The intense itch that occurs when one sits in a boat for too long after swimming

Dude why can't you sit still

I've got boat butt

Boat butt by mcgiffin September 3, 2021

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Often used to describe rape that take place on a boat. Like when a creepy ginger meets a girl and rapes her on his boat

Yo you hear about Dave? He brought that girl out on the lake for a boat race.

Boat Race by ytyttyler November 14, 2021

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When you want to have a boat day but you don’t have a boat, so you hint at your friend Ben who does have a boat to see if we can take it out.

Man, It’s so hot out, I wish I had a boat. Let me do a boat check and see what options we have

Boat check by Cogjog June 6, 2022

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That guy is from Arbroath , the stupid boat sniffer

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