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Bliss Blanket

A blanket where sexual activity happens in it. Bliss Blankets are often useful to conceal manual stimulation while on airplanes, at holiday gatherings, during funerals, at restaurants, inside movie theaters and at parks to name a few.
I'm sorry to hear about Grandpa Pete, how was the service? How was the service? We brought the bliss blanket and my eyes rolled back in my head!
by Orekansas March 28, 2022
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Blanket check

Alternative to seat check, can be used when a person wants to keep their blanket when relaxing while getting up.
Bill: I need to go to the bathroom, I call blanket check

Sam: man your lucky cause I was going to take it.
by Tharealgang45 July 25, 2019
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Temperature Blanket

A handmade blanket (usually crocheted or knit) where one row correlates to the temperature it was that day

The color of the row aligns with a range of temperatures so the temperature can be tracked throughout the year
Person 1: "That's a really big blanket you are making"
Person 2: "Yeah it is my 2023 temperature blanket so it is going to be 365 rows long"
by EmzieWemzie May 9, 2023
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aids blanket

being covered by semen on a surface likely to leave open wounds.
such as Performing bukkake while laying on a bed of nails or a pile of broken glass.
She rolled around in the broken beer bottles , while all the men gave her an AIDS Blanket .
by AspergersBear January 27, 2018
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blanket banana

If it weren’t for my raging blanket banana I would have rolled right out of bed this morning.
by JesterPrim November 14, 2014
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clam blanket

Clam blanket describes a wet tired vagina grabbing them undies up in the pussy lips. Not to be mistaken as a camel toe as the camel toe is just the outline of the twat.
Did you see Regina that clam blanket was fierce on them yoga pants this morning.
by Oldgreg8686 February 18, 2019
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sticky blanket

That blanket your one friend Alex uses to smear his jizz on it after he jerks his slippery meat. You probably shouldn't lay on his bed.
Was at my boy Alex's house when my hand accidentally brushed againt his sticky blanket. Feelsbadman.
by Slippery Meat August 14, 2018
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