by JesterPrim November 14, 2014
A towel that you have put in the sink and soaked in water then used as a blanket, all because you have no AC and its too damn hot.
Dude, its way to fucking hot in this hotel room and theres no AC, lets use the pool towels as serbian blankets!
by ElGallino April 09, 2021
That blanket your one friend Alex uses to smear his jizz on it after he jerks his slippery meat. You probably shouldn't lay on his bed.
Was at my boy Alex's house when my hand accidentally brushed againt his sticky blanket. Feelsbadman.
by Slippery Meat August 15, 2018
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A predominantly beige coloured blanket found in the wardrobe of most hotel rooms. The dominant characteristics of a pubie blanket is that it is infrequently or never washed, is embedded with a numerous pubic hairs (hence it’s name) and adorned with a variety of stains (often crusty).
Mette lay on the pubie blanket she had coveted from her hotel room. Her ever curious mind racing to analyze and identify the most likely source of each of the blanket’s stains.
by Smooax August 31, 2020
Person 1: Dude, Did you see how many times Schwendimann smashed the blanket last night?
Person 2: No, how many?
Person 1: None
Person 2: No, how many?
Person 1: None
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