beotch

1. a freind in which you would like to make love to
2. one of yo hoes

" I took my beotch to the movies with and slap her around afta"

by The big jo-to the jizzle July 22, 2003

Bertha

Bertha is an illegal drug, commonly used in the southeastern Ukrainian regions. Users will take a hollow shell made of solidified Crack Cocaine, filled with weed smoke and coated generously in Mexican Black Tar Heroin. Users will then load this into a Big Bertha Cannon and send the drugs into their rectal cavity. This drug is very illegal, but rarely used because of the high prices to import Heroin from North America. People refer to this as the "Finisher drug," because it is said that those who take Bertha and survive never will do another drug again.

"Did you hear about Mike? He died trying Bertha last night!"
"AW, thought that pussy could take it."

by waetaermaelaen August 16, 2014

Bentham

The process of bringing that which is intangible to the surface of things, thus making it tangible.

Tin, this is not your greatest work and I hate it. Please bring it back to the Bentham room quickly...

There is NOT enough Bentham in this...

ALWAYS make sure to have Bentham completed before even considering the Silkum....

by Chik Peemix (Hummus) March 27, 2011

Beethoven Masturbation

The act of Masturbation committed by any one person whom has not experienced sexual acts first hand, and thus must imagine the pleasure they would receive. Also referred to as a Beethoven Fap, Ludwig Fap, Ludwig Van Fap, etc.

Ground Toucher 1: Man I wish I could get with one of the elites. They're delicious...

Ground Toucher 2: Hah! Good luck, you'll never get one.

Ground Toucher 1: Well, there's always Beethoven Masturbation, right?

by infernlmagician February 4, 2009

beotch

female dog, bitch. Sometimes used as friendly slang for friend

"get off my shit, beeeeeotch"

by kevlar skills June 27, 2002

Beth

A girl (or even a guy) who is in your circle of friends that shows up to the bar with her hair wet, has flip flops on, and is part of the friends group because she is the plain one who is there to take pictures of the other girls. She scrolls through Instagram looking for "cute" ideas of how to take pictures of her friends for Instagram.

If you don't think you have a "Beth" in your group of friends then you are the Beth.

Origin: This name meaning was given by some comedian that is a writer for the Jim Jefferies show. His name was forgotten but his definition of the name Beth will live on.

Hey Beth can you take a pic of us?

Look at Beth over there scrolling insta....
Oh my God Beth! I have a double chin in that photo.

by sashields1027 March 25, 2019

aunty beth

When your mother or someone like your mother masturbates a friend of yours using the anti-splash method.

Ask your Ma about Aunty Beth

by Coulers January 21, 2017