beef sock

the male genitalia, penis. Used only in the most sophisticated of social circles.

Amy really enjoys when I shove my stinky beef sock into her velvet lined meat wallet.

by MC Gummo August 27, 2010

bloody beef

A penis after sexual intercourse with a menstruating woman

Jane stated, "We can't, I am on my period."
Luke replied, "I don't mind a little bloody beef."

by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018

Scratch the beef

To rub out a nasty (either for yourself or someone else.) Usually implies homesexuality in prison.

I aint touch your hand even if you just scratch the beef. - DMX

by whofuckingcares December 27, 2009

Beef Or Chicken

When you finna fight someone but you wanna find out if they're a pussy or not, or when someone insults you and you challenge them to a fight.

Person: Ey fuck you bro
You: Aight Beef or Chicken nigga
Person: Oh its like that, lets go then bitch

by JobLobber July 21, 2018

Beef Stamp

The female equivalent of the tea bag. A female places her labia on the forehead of another person. Extra points for a suction sound while pulling away.

Jill totally beef stamped Jack after he passed out.

by UWishSkank August 25, 2008

Beef Boy

A man addicted to beef products. Generally prances in a speedo.

Did you see beef boy sunbathing in that clear vinyl mesh bannana hammock?

by Buff Nick May 16, 2007

Beef Queef

A queef that's sloppy like beef gravy.

She let our a juicy beef queef.

by Jamie&Ashley February 11, 2003