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Baja Blasted

Baja Blasted is whenever you give someone a rimjob, and while giving the rimjob, you spit a mouthful of MTN DEW® Baja Blast up into their colon.
Ori: "Did you hear how Brad got Baja Blasted by Gabby?"
Wynn: "Yeah, I thought he didn't like buttstuff."
by ScootyKart December 17, 2023
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Boston Beasters

DEFINITION:
Boston Beasters: A united community of defenders who live by the motto "come together, stand together, fight together, speak together, work together." They are the guardians of the Boston Beast's principles and mission. While the Boston Beast represents the solitary warrior fighting corruption and systemic barriers, Beasters form the protective force that ensures these warriors never truly stand alone.

Core Values (B.E.A.S.T.E.R):
B - Build each other up
E - Educate the community
A - Act as one
S - Stand firm
T - Take care of our own
E - Expose corruption
R - Rise together

The Beaster Code:
"We don't just watch the Beast fight alone

We stand as many, but move as one
When they go low, we go Beast Mode
All for one and one for all
Beast Nation never falls"

Origin:
The term "Boston Beasters" was born from the legacy of the Boston Beast - a solitary warrior who refused to back down while fighting corruption in Massachusetts, especially within the cannabis industry and social equity programs. When faced with systemic racism, corrupt lawyers, and rigged systems designed to break spirits, the Boston Beast stood alone, building an empire from nothing despite constant opposition.
Common Examples:

1. When Showing Unity:
"Them Boston Beasters don't play about protecting their own"
"Boston Beasters deep out here - whole squad pulled up"
"Don't worry bout backup, Boston Beasters always on call"

2. Protection Mode:
Person 1: "They trying to shut down his spot with fake violations"
Person 2: "Alert the Boston Beasters, we moving out"
Person 3: "Boston Beasters already mobilizing, watch how fast this gets handled"

3. Community Support:
"Boston Beasters showed mad love at the protest"
"You know it's real when the Boston Beasters show up"
"Boston Beasters got the whole block supporting"

4. Warning Others:
"Better think twice - Boston Beasters don't sleep on disrespect"
"Boston Beasters watching, they better play fair"
"You know Boston Beasters stay ready"

5. Daily Recognition:
Person 1: "You rolling with the Boston Beasters?"
Person 2: "Since day one, we stay protecting"

6. Business Support:
"Boston Beasters flooding the grand opening"
"New spot got Boston Beasters protection"
"Boston Beasters make sure legit businesses stay running"
by Boston Beast November 6, 2024
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Fecal basted

Is when you got your gf bent over for some hot and heavy action things are getting intense you feel hot and sweaty so you go to the bathroom for a shower and realize your covered from head to toe in shit or fecal basted.
Dude i got fecal basted last night not a good time.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024
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Posted & Boasted

A generic posting on social media to inform, update, or sympathize with, one’s followers, friends, and fans, usually in a light-hearted, downplayed manner which screams of bragging.

A humble brag.
Did you see he posted photos of him working in a soup kitchen? He totally Posted & Boasted! He was the main focus in the photos!”
by Hugh Wards January 24, 2025
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Slam blasted

A combination of “slam/slammed” and “blasted” used to describe a higher level of stoned. A feeling of being slammed and blasted at the same time.
“I’m violently high. I feel slammed…and blasted…I’m so slam blasted right now.”
by slam blasted August 12, 2025
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Dazzle Blasted

When you release on a woman’s face and then throw a pocket of glitter onto their face
by RazzleBlasted September 14, 2025
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Wok-Blasted

Man, i'm getting wok-blasted tonight!
by txbe September 14, 2025
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