Beef Stamp

The female equivalent of the tea bag. A female places her labia on the forehead of another person. Extra points for a suction sound while pulling away.

Jill totally beef stamped Jack after he passed out.

by UWishSkank July 29, 2008

Beef Pickle

1. A slang term for penis, in the same spirit as johnson, meat missile, etc. This term was coined by Mike Litoris of the BunzAndWeenies comedy podcast.

2. A term describing a penis that has taken on a pungent vinegar odor, similar to the scent of pickle brine.

After a 3-day camping trip without showers, she could smell my ripe beef pickle through my shorts.

by BunzAndWeenies.com September 14, 2011

beef sock

the male genitalia, penis. Used only in the most sophisticated of social circles.

Amy really enjoys when I shove my stinky beef sock into her velvet lined meat wallet.

by MC Gummo August 27, 2010

Beef Boy

A man addicted to beef products. Generally prances in a speedo.

Did you see beef boy sunbathing in that clear vinyl mesh bannana hammock?

by Buff Nick May 03, 2007

Beef Queef

A queef that's sloppy like beef gravy.

She let our a juicy beef queef.

by Jamie&Ashley February 11, 2003

Beef Cloud

It is best used when saying that someone is extremly upset.

person 1 - hey fuck you, you fucking myate.

person 2 - oh so what you on that beef cloud?

by xbrx December 19, 2009

Beef Necklace

Somewhat similiar to the pearl necklace, only semen is replaced by a log of shit in this variant.

My girlfriend wanted me to buy her a pearl necklace for her birthday. But instead I gave my brother Rob a beef necklace that night.

Jenny tried to give me a beef necklace, but only succeeded in shitting in my mouth.

by Robert Beefson December 20, 2009