basketball beep

The audible notification of a smoke alarm that has a low battery.

All of the players on the team had to mute their microphones for remote learning this morning due to the constant basketball beeps from their smoke detectors.

by edward koin June 9, 2024

albany basketball association

a bunch of sensitive pricks

imagine being around albany basketball association members

by andsuch123 January 16, 2023

Playing Basketball

A 200 IQ Phrase you can say if you get caught jerking off.

Ex:
KYLES MOM: Kyle what are you doing.
Kyle: Uuhhhh um, Im playing Basketball?
Kyles MOM: Oh ok ok ok ok well than make it wet if you know what i mean.

by Playing Basketball May 13, 2020

Basketball

the worst fucking sport on this planet earth, don't care what you say. it is sweaty 6'10 male kardashians trying to get a ball into a circle. i can't with this sport, all the players are divas, its so fast-paced that it will make your head spin, the nba version of Gary Bettman, Roger Goodell, Scott France, and Rob Manfred is trying to market this to everyone in the world like hes mark zuckerburg even though nobody gives a shit, its fans are at the top of the list of fans you don't want to mess with or you will be on the back of a milk carton, the fucking face of the league in the 90s became one of the most hated men in charlotte that his term with the White Sox is more relevant, the players try and flop harder than Ronaldo can ever imagine, some teams are so bad that they could be beaten by the Oakland Athletics in a game of basketball, players are so over their heads that they buy 10 million dollar mansions with a fountain statue of them when their averaging 6 points a game, the media has been on the train for so long that some cities try and witch hunt haters. its a fucking disgrace to the sports world and will be better off without it existing, the NHL is more entertaining anyway.

Person 1: hey do you want to go to a basketball ga-
Person 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP DARRYL

by t0ph4t1 July 24, 2023

Basketball

as defined by Eddie Munson from stranger things, it is "A GAME where you throw bALLS inTo LAUNDRY BASKETS"

Eddie Munson: unless youre in baaaand or... scIeNce.... partiesssssss... or A GAME where you throw bALLS inTo LAUNDRY BASKETS! (referring to basketball)
Jason Carver: You want something, freak?

(Stranger Thing Volume 4 Part 1. The Hellfire Club)

by mouu August 24, 2022

Basketball Beep

When a fire alarm battery loses battery the alarm unit will eminate a beeping sound in a specified duration letting the resident know the battery needs changing. This is widely known to affect the black community because they don't change the battery.

Yo I was just on Instagram live and this Hood man's crib was basketball beeping the entire time.

by Bryguy21 May 27, 2024

Basketball Ref

A group of individuals who are fucking terrible at what they do.

That Basketball Ref fucking sucks

by SwaggyTT February 10, 2022