A phenomenon that occurs after a balding man shaves in which they are incredibly irritable and angry (most likely as a part of the grieving process in which they lament their permanent loss of hair)
Friend: Mr. Johnson flipped out on me for no reason today
Me: Don't worry, he's just on his Bald Guy Period
Me: Don't worry, he's just on his Bald Guy Period
by VitaliMaliarov17 March 15, 2023
Get the Bald Guy Periodmug. 1. That one tattoo that you get on your body that has absolutely no significance outside of the fact that you got it.
Named from a Pastor in Indianapolis who is tattooed all over his body with a premature balding gorilla on the under back side of his arm
Named from a Pastor in Indianapolis who is tattooed all over his body with a premature balding gorilla on the under back side of his arm
Luke got his premature balding gorilla last night in the form of the loch ness monster on his lower back side.
by cowboy hibby July 13, 2012
Get the Premature Balding Gorillamug. a nickname for Stanley Shum, who has another nickname, Shum Egg.
this word makes people understand his body and his hair(none)
this word makes people understand his body and his hair(none)
by KonS_3quences October 9, 2023
Get the Shum Egg Baldmug. Its a fully erect penis. Waiting to to penetrate any Orpheus. Mainly used during the acts of oral pleasure.
Jane asked Bob , " what are two lips on a bald headed champ? " Bob replied "what?" Jane answered, "My lips on your dick! "...lmfao....
by Cheri cox February 10, 2018
Get the Bald headed champmug. He is a bald headed baffoon
by ploina February 28, 2023
Get the bald headed baffoonmug. by Thisisryno4 April 3, 2021
Get the Hot Bald Womanmug. by minionluvr288 April 7, 2022
Get the bald headed daddymug.