bacon flossing

Bacon Flossing is when a woman has no sexual partner, and in order to satisfy her sexual desires, resorts to wiping around her vagina with a rasher of bacon(in a towel round your arse crack stylee) to entice her dog to lick around it.

she's a nice enough girl, but a bit of a bacon flosser!

she never has a boyfriend that one, always on her own except for her german shepherd, I reckon she's bacon flossing every night!

by Vincenzo Cabello June 27, 2008

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bacon ring

The circle of flesh that makes up the (anus)

bacon ring, mmmmmmmmmmmm

by Randyg March 18, 2003

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Bacon Balls

When your balls are sweaty and slimy and stuck to your legs like a piece of raw bacon.

Man, its so humid and I really need a shower! I got a bad case of bacon balls.

by JiXer March 31, 2011

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bacon sandwich

female genitalia,

her bacon sandwich was covered with tomato ketchup.

by ali barber September 25, 2003

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Cunt bacon

An particularly unattractive vagina, often resembling a piece of meat (i.e, beef, bacon).

Randall: I can't believe got drunk enough to stick my penis in that cunt bacon.
Ralph: Lolz, I know man. I saw her naked and thought she had some cold cuts between her legs.

by T.E. Johnson July 11, 2008

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