Ashton Burns

Ashton Burns is a small hyperactive midget. He has all the smaller qualities an average male would having, meaning he has a micropenis and is a midget. Ashton is a very dyslexic person and can barely spell the alphabet, if Ashton is asked to do anything he will ultimately fail, not knowing what to do in any situation.

Ashton Burns is a small boy who is very unintelligent for his age

by Eli Vitolio Stinky April 27, 2022

Ashton Pritchard

Also known as AshyT and Sir Mufuckin Chief, the way he steps out you’d think he got a hair cut everyday. He does. How long you think it takes him to fix a furnace? 4 and a half minutes. Way too much shmoney to count it all.

Yo, you see Ashton Pritchard in that 1300 horsepower Civic? Yeah he was rockin bape with the carhartt pants

by SeptembersRich January 5, 2023

Ashton

A genuine Nazi supporter.

Is that Ashton?

Yeah he literally hates Jews.

by Chkenbiscut December 2, 2022

Ashton (boy)

A amazing boy who loves to tease people in school. Can be very annoying at some times but is smart. Normally a troublemaker but is really nice when you get to know him. His name means “Ashes of trees”. According to TikTok if you have a A and a N in your name you’re hot. Theirs no doubt about it. Ashton is not hot… but REALLY cute. He has beautiful eyes where you can get lost in easily. Normally he hangs out with the trouble makers. He is the BEST guy best friend you will ever have, you might get annoyed about how he gets jealous. Ashton tries not to show his jealousy, he’s very good at it too. Ashton’s normally have dirty blond hair which is long, and also hazel eyes. He is normally mean to people but has his soft spots! He is very smart and normally has straight A’s. Ashton’s normally are an only child or, most commonly have 2-3 siblings.

Person 1: OMG- IS THAT ASHTON?!
Person 2: Yeah!
Person 1: I love his eyes….
Person 2: Me too…
Person 1: The Ashton (boy) is so much hotter than the Ashton girls…

by Eminem’s nightmare November 14, 2023

Ashton

The biggest sex lord ever, ESHH BAHHH

oi Ashton ESHH BAHHH

by BussyFingers November 8, 2020

Ashton

a stupid bitch

ashton is a stupid bitch and fucks up shit

by isthatlilsauce June 29, 2022

Ashton

Super cute and amazingly gorgeous. Should be a model,but isn’t because they’re modest. But not really they’re a brat. Offend them and pay with your life because they ain’t messing around. If you ever encounter one, bring chocolate and money.

Lennnieiy: wow what a pretty girl.
Gina: ya, that’s Ashton
Lennnieiey wow she’s like a model
Gina: hotdog

by Areign February 6, 2019