Amish Paintball

When a woman on her day of the month bends over, forces herself to sneeze and blow out her used tampon onto her unsuspecting friend(s)

Girl one: want to play some Amish Paintball with me?
Girl two: what's Amish Paintballing? Do we, like, throw tomatoes at each other? Hehe.
Girl one: no, you play it like this! *bends over and sneezes out and shoots used tampon onto girl two*

Girl two: EEEEWWW!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU ARE, LIKE, SO FUCKEN GROSS!!! *bends over and sneezes and shoots her own used tampon back*

by AFellar November 8, 2024

Amish Jesus

Amish Jesus is Jesus with a horse drawn carriage and a funny top hat.

Kanye W: Bro that mf look like Amish Jesus the way he got the beard and hat.

by Lil Hemmorrhoid September 17, 2022

Amish lobotomy

When you receive a blow job specifically including “brain” in a horse drawn buggy or carriage

Helga gave me an Amish lobotomy on our way to the Lancaster county pig competition.

by SniffClam December 27, 2023

Amish Colonic

The act of pumping water from a hand pump well into someone’s butthole. Then you have to siphon it out by sucking on a tube placed in said butthole.

Did the Amish Colonic on someone last night. I got some splash back and now I have pinkeye.

by Garagemahal May 11, 2025

Amish powerknob

Is achieved by pulling the long side hairs of your victim thru the side belt loops of your unbuttoned 501's ,your Willie should be out ,now grasping aforementioned side locks you tug to and fro while daryll has your aforementioned Willie in his job resulting hopefully in a satisfactory blowie

Daryll gave me the best Amish powerknob ever

by Daddy gary March 28, 2023

Amish Style

Fucking someone’s belly button because of a culture of prudence and lack of sexual education.

Did you hear about the Amish couple that went to a pharmacist to help with conceiving a child? Yeah. They were fucking Amish style so he tore up her belly button.

by Rubies June 7, 2018

Amish Donut

After you build your own bed, she jerks you off like she's churning butter, right before you shoot a load in her fart box. Amen.

Miss Julie says if I build her a barn, I'll get an Amish Donut for all my hard work later.

Was about to tongue punch her fart box, when I realized somebody had already given her an Amish Donut. Couldn't quite figure out how this new bed got here, until I witnessed the donut.

by PhuggedUpPham October 10, 2018