Amish artillery

Yard art that comprises of hundred year old horse pulled agriculture equipment.

I was stuck in your driveway, your Amish artillery distracted me and I did not notice how icy it was.

by M1ster_R0gers January 28, 2025

Amish Hotbox

When one rips a thick, moist, steamy fart. Proceeds to lock the windows of the vehicle, and turn the heat on full blast, until one throws up. Some may be turned on by this action, most would vomit.

Person 1: “Jake roll up the windows I can’t breath from your hot steamy fart!”

Person 2: “Feel the wrath of the Amish Hotbox!!”

by skeetboi February 21, 2025

Amish moonbutter

A sexual act when you piss into an Amish persons asshole

“I made some Amish moonbutter with her last night”

by Dustyc0wb0y May 18, 2023

Amish

Black people - used ironically - because it's required.

'A group of 18 men broke into the post office', with no description.
'Yeah, it was the Amish again.'

by I am PulSe May 22, 2023

Amish candle

When a man dips his genitals back and forth between ice water and melted butter. Creating a candle like butter and genial candle that can be consumed or used as lubricant.

“Did you and John try to lobster buffet?”
“No, we sprung for the Amish Candle!”

by Burt f March 15, 2023

Amish powerknob

Is achieved by pulling the long side hairs of your victim thru the side belt loops of your unbuttoned 501's ,your Willie should be out ,now grasping aforementioned side locks you tug to and fro while daryll has your aforementioned Willie in his job resulting hopefully in a satisfactory blowie

Daryll gave me the best Amish powerknob ever

by Daddy gary March 28, 2023

Amish Shit

When you use the bathroom without your phone, usually by accident.

I didn’t realize I left my phone at my desk until I was in the stall so I had to take an Amish shit.

by PaulYall March 29, 2023