Alyssa

A demon child, very selfish, she thinks his world is all about her and we just live in it very dirty. A mean ass bitch who gets Joy from tormenting others. She is just pure evil smells like onions, and likes it.
Alyssa is rude.
by Namemanmaster123 July 06, 2018
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Dang she is an Alyssa!
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Most Alyssa’s are annoying and copy everyone
Bill- hey should I get these shoes. John- no don’t be an Alyssa
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Alyssa is a girl that loves being choked, she enjoyes farts and poo jokes all year round. How can somebody not love an Alyssa. She's the type of girl to text you while pooping just to tell you she is pooping. Horsie Poo is a nickname an Alyssa prefers being called during a romantic session. She loves drugs, booze and god. She has a thing for older guys and dads and occasionally grandfathers too. She flirts with a lot of guys at once and loves to lead people on.
Alyssa asked me to call her Horsie Poo
Alyssa keeps hitting on my dad
What is Alyssa's issue
by PooSlayer April 17, 2020
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Alyssa, also known as Alisha, Alice, or Alissa, is a short little man. He hates exercising, is a militant atheist, and almost always is a pyromaniac. He repels the ladies, and is ALWAYS the "K" in Kiss, Marry, Kill. He is very chubby, but not cute-chubby. He is the one who goes to prom with his mom because no girl likes him. Alyssa acts much like a valley girl, although he is a male from Vietnam. He is EXTREMELY short, and wears a cape for some reason. If you meet an Alyssa, stay far away from him.
DeShaniqita: Okay, Betty, let's play Kiss, Marry Kill!
Betty: OK! You go first: Chris, Jamalar, Alyssa.
DeShaniqita: That's easy! Kiss Jamalar, Marry Chris, and kill Alyssa!
Betty: Yeah. He took his mom to prom! And he's SOOOOO short!
by billthelilchillpill July 14, 2018
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Alyssa is 100% the cringest person alive she is on the verge of being Indian… And is a cold Chihuahua that is suicidal because it got raped by Migiwan

She’s also not that sweet but VERY salty- she thinks the world revolves around her she thinks she thic but she couldn’t be more flat also she has no friends and trys to act cool because she doesn’t know her place of the pyramid - she laughs like if a dog go hit by a truck going 150 miles per hour and she honestly no that pretty unless she has a filter- she thinks everyone is fake to her but it’s actually the other way around- she also like talking Major shit abt people but can’t say it to their face - sorry to all the Alyssa out there that have to deal with this reputation
Alyssa get the fuck out of my Business… You dumbass hoe ass bitch
by Fight May 20, 2019
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A fake ass b**** who doesn't can keep her mouth closed talkshit accuses people of being s**** for no goddamn reason judges people just because they're pretty and tells them that they are fake because they're pretty and there is too jealous to admit it
Girl one :Alyssa thinks I'm going to get pregnant

Girl 2: mhm she fake
by Fake Alyssa May 31, 2020
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