A demon child, very selfish, she thinks his world is all about her and we just live in it very dirty. A mean ass bitch who gets Joy from tormenting others. She is just pure evil smells like onions, and likes it.
Alyssa is rude.
by Namemanmaster123 July 6, 2018
Get the Alyssamug. Alyssa, also known as Alisha, Alice, or Alissa, is a short little man. He hates exercising, is a militant atheist, and almost always is a pyromaniac. He repels the ladies, and is ALWAYS the "K" in Kiss, Marry, Kill. He is very chubby, but not cute-chubby. He is the one who goes to prom with his mom because no girl likes him. Alyssa acts much like a valley girl, although he is a male from Vietnam. He is EXTREMELY short, and wears a cape for some reason. If you meet an Alyssa, stay far away from him.
DeShaniqita: Okay, Betty, let's play Kiss, Marry Kill!
Betty: OK! You go first: Chris, Jamalar, Alyssa.
DeShaniqita: That's easy! Kiss Jamalar, Marry Chris, and kill Alyssa!
Betty: Yeah. He took his mom to prom! And he's SOOOOO short!
Betty: OK! You go first: Chris, Jamalar, Alyssa.
DeShaniqita: That's easy! Kiss Jamalar, Marry Chris, and kill Alyssa!
Betty: Yeah. He took his mom to prom! And he's SOOOOO short!
by billthelilchillpill July 14, 2018
Get the Alyssamug. by alyssa sucks November 18, 2019
Get the alyssamug. A fake ass b**** who doesn't can keep her mouth closed talkshit accuses people of being s**** for no goddamn reason judges people just because they're pretty and tells them that they are fake because they're pretty and there is too jealous to admit it
by Fake Alyssa May 30, 2020
Get the Alyssamug. by Stainless steel May 9, 2018
Get the Alyssamug. Alyssa is 100% the cringest person alive she is on the verge of being Indian… And is a cold Chihuahua that is suicidal because it got raped by Migiwan
She’s also not that sweet but VERY salty- she thinks the world revolves around her she thinks she thic but she couldn’t be more flat also she has no friends and trys to act cool because she doesn’t know her place of the pyramid - she laughs like if a dog go hit by a truck going 150 miles per hour and she honestly no that pretty unless she has a filter- she thinks everyone is fake to her but it’s actually the other way around- she also like talking Major shit abt people but can’t say it to their face - sorry to all the Alyssa out there that have to deal with this reputation
She’s also not that sweet but VERY salty- she thinks the world revolves around her she thinks she thic but she couldn’t be more flat also she has no friends and trys to act cool because she doesn’t know her place of the pyramid - she laughs like if a dog go hit by a truck going 150 miles per hour and she honestly no that pretty unless she has a filter- she thinks everyone is fake to her but it’s actually the other way around- she also like talking Major shit abt people but can’t say it to their face - sorry to all the Alyssa out there that have to deal with this reputation
by Fight May 20, 2019
Get the Alyssamug.