Roots rock band from Athens, Alabama
Brittany Howard- lead vocals/guitar
Zac Cockrell- bass
Heath Fogg- guitar
Steve Johnson- percussion/drums
Brittany Howard- lead vocals/guitar
Zac Cockrell- bass
Heath Fogg- guitar
Steve Johnson- percussion/drums
Alabama Shakes are fucking awesome. Their second album Sound & Color is a definite sonic departure from their debut, Boys & Girls, and Brittany Howard's strong voice, along with her guitar playing, is one of the reasons the Shakes have become my current favorite band.
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Step one: Take one bucket of Diahrea
Step two: add ice
step three: put bucket in fridge for several hours
Step four: Wait for recipient to take a shower and dump bucket over the shower stall while yelling "Here's an Alabama Cold Shower for the Mornin wood"
The last step varies however. The Alabama Cold Shower knows not time or place. It can happen at any time of day or night, and the recipient may be sitting on the couch, sleeping his his/her own bed, walking under a bridge, it really doesnt matter and the possibilities are endless
(Writers Note: Keep in mind that unless your recipient likes having cold diahrea poured over them they will like either beat the shit out of you the first chance they get or enact an even worse punishment for the action. Friendships have been lost over this kind of shit and it is best to pick your target carefully)
Step one: Take one bucket of Diahrea
Step two: add ice
step three: put bucket in fridge for several hours
Step four: Wait for recipient to take a shower and dump bucket over the shower stall while yelling "Here's an Alabama Cold Shower for the Mornin wood"
The last step varies however. The Alabama Cold Shower knows not time or place. It can happen at any time of day or night, and the recipient may be sitting on the couch, sleeping his his/her own bed, walking under a bridge, it really doesnt matter and the possibilities are endless
(Writers Note: Keep in mind that unless your recipient likes having cold diahrea poured over them they will like either beat the shit out of you the first chance they get or enact an even worse punishment for the action. Friendships have been lost over this kind of shit and it is best to pick your target carefully)
Two months of rent was a lot of money to welch on. MArk thought it might be time John had a taste of the ole Alabama Cold Shower to change his mind
The Alabama Cold Shower is among the worth things you can find int he shower. Did you know that 11 out of 10 people would rather be water boarded than receive one? And the 11nth person was a unborn baby who kicked so furiously in his mother womb that we took it as another "HELL NO"
The Alabama Cold Shower is among the worth things you can find int he shower. Did you know that 11 out of 10 people would rather be water boarded than receive one? And the 11nth person was a unborn baby who kicked so furiously in his mother womb that we took it as another "HELL NO"
by Erutious August 16, 2010
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The Alabama slingshot is the sexual act in which the male spins or twists his testicles clockwise into a tightly wound spring loaded flesh mechanism while recieving oral sex from a hopefully young and hot female. Upon either reaching orgasm or pulling out, he angles his hips back, and releases his spring loaded flesh trap so that it slingshots into the womans face, giving her a testicular whipping.
"Man, did you hear what Bear did to that fugly drunk bitch last night? That drunk bitch got the Alabama slingshot"
by Tarbosh McNasty May 21, 2008
Get the alabama slingshot mug.1) the gay version of the the Alabama crab dangle
2) a sex act where the 1st male standing with his hands pressed firmly agents the wall for leverage, and the 2nd male enters the anus of the 1st male spins himself upside down he hooks his heels under the 1st males armpit he curls himself up and under the 1st males body and presses his lips firmly over the 1st males nuttsack cuppingly and hovers him till they both reach climax
if jack'in it is added then thats called the Pinocchio dilemma or Pinocchio twist the full act is known as Pinocchio's dilemma or Alabama Ball Wrangle with a Pinocchio twist
2) a sex act where the 1st male standing with his hands pressed firmly agents the wall for leverage, and the 2nd male enters the anus of the 1st male spins himself upside down he hooks his heels under the 1st males armpit he curls himself up and under the 1st males body and presses his lips firmly over the 1st males nuttsack cuppingly and hovers him till they both reach climax
if jack'in it is added then thats called the Pinocchio dilemma or Pinocchio twist the full act is known as Pinocchio's dilemma or Alabama Ball Wrangle with a Pinocchio twist
holy shit Majidah and Dante fell through the plate glass window attempting the reverse Alabama Ball Wrangle with a Pinocchio twist her strap-on got stuck inside of him when she landed ass over spinal cord, emergency had to cut her free and surgically remove it from his anus, the whole block was out, that chick ant never gonna live that shit down its on youtube search powerquee and you'll see it // ASS FUNNY!!!
by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010
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Get the Alabama Fire Elephant mug.A commonly mistaken title for an Alaskan firedragon. Referring to the sexual act of fillatio where upon male ejacuation a shocking comment is made on the males part, forcing the female to gag and likely have semen come out of her nose.
Dude I gave my ex an alabama firedragon.
You mean an Alaskan firedragon...and that's why she's your ex, isn't it?
...yeah :(
You mean an Alaskan firedragon...and that's why she's your ex, isn't it?
...yeah :(
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