A name that usually implies a VERY creepy person. Almost everyone with the name Michael is a perverted freak.
by Your mom said this. December 19, 2009
Get the Michaelmug. A man who seems very sweet, nice, and makes you feel very special. But in reality, he will fuck pretty much anything that moves, and when drunk he can not differentiate between women, and tends to be somewhat of a man slut.
However, despite his skankiness he is a loyal friend with a down to earth soul.
However, despite his skankiness he is a loyal friend with a down to earth soul.
by lonewolf456709 April 2, 2010
Get the Michaelmug. The biggest asshole alive. He does shit with girls and then never talks to them again, even his good frienddsss.
Girl one; "Michael ate me out over a week ago, and now we haven't talked."
Girl 2; "Yeah, he's a total douche."
Girl 2; "Yeah, he's a total douche."
by fuckmichaellewwww August 19, 2011
Get the Michaelmug. used as a verb it explains how bad ass someone is being. as a noun it is said to be the single most bad ass living thing in the universe. ancient scrolls indicate that a michael was discovered in the raunchy region of jamaica and was said to have been placed on earth by the mighty lax gods to increase the global bad ass meter. it is said to still be in existance and is plucking corners all over the place
(bro just ripped a lacrosse net with a behind-the-back crank) Guy #1 dude your such a michael lanahan
Guy #1-why are you so cool bro
Michael-its what i do. heres a free twag for your troubles
Guy #1-why are you so cool bro
Michael-its what i do. heres a free twag for your troubles
by albertchinningsworththethird January 26, 2011
Get the michaelmug. Most people say this person was amazing. BUT the truth is he is a kiss ass and he kinda really sucks. He is loud and obnoxious and everyone in his class hates him. Come to think of it everyone in the world probably hates him too.. but it'll be okay. Maybe he'll grow up to be one of those cat ladies.. He'll still have friends..kinda. But overall he sucks. And has a small penis.
by MICHAEL HATER December 14, 2010
Get the Michaelmug. by MarcusArilious&MatifaBabyPhat August 26, 2010
Get the Michaelmug. An epic douchebag who is easily pissed off.
A person who would be angry by just reading this definition.
A person who would be angry by just reading this definition.
Person 1: Hey, did you see Michael today?
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a douchebag he belongs on Jersey Shore!
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a douchebag he belongs on Jersey Shore!
by TheOneWithTheGreenStripeJacket January 26, 2011
Get the Michaelmug.