A pussy, cunt or twat used to tenderize and marinate objects, such as cigars, popsicles, etc.
(Let the juices flow!) (The 'station' isn't just for marinating your dick!)
(Let the juices flow!) (The 'station' isn't just for marinating your dick!)
by MOCO & P-Phat November 8, 2012
Get the Marination Stationmug. The act of masturbation in a semi-aquatic territory.
Open to both genders, a marine wank is most commonly (but certainly not exclusively) performed in the bath.
It is reserved for only the most progressive of wankers, the true cream of the crop. Those with a real appetite for their own genetalia.
Other more uncommon places to marine wank include public swimming pools, lidos, paddling pools*, ponds and lakes.
There are unconfirmed tales of people becoming addicted to marine masturbation. It is reported that people have become so desperate, they've been filling up sinks and dipping in their genitalia for a quick fix.
* please be noted that it is considered poor etiquette to marine wank in a paddling pool while children are present. You WILL go to jail, you dirty bastard.
Open to both genders, a marine wank is most commonly (but certainly not exclusively) performed in the bath.
It is reserved for only the most progressive of wankers, the true cream of the crop. Those with a real appetite for their own genetalia.
Other more uncommon places to marine wank include public swimming pools, lidos, paddling pools*, ponds and lakes.
There are unconfirmed tales of people becoming addicted to marine masturbation. It is reported that people have become so desperate, they've been filling up sinks and dipping in their genitalia for a quick fix.
* please be noted that it is considered poor etiquette to marine wank in a paddling pool while children are present. You WILL go to jail, you dirty bastard.
Pal, I'm gagging for a marine wank. I might just dangle my balls in the sink for ease. It's a bit long having to run an entire bath at this time of night.
masturbate wank wanker
masturbate wank wanker
by PeadophileJenkins2 May 13, 2016
Get the Marine Wankmug. 
Get the Deploy the Marinesmug. Staff Sergeant: Ethan, what's the Navy's official policy for a gunfight?
Metal-1 aka our handsome talking robot brother: Send in the Marines!
Metal-1 aka our handsome talking robot brother: Send in the Marines!
by BlAnkNatto December 13, 2022
Get the Send in the Marines!mug. Dipshit who thinks they'd make an excellent soldier because they play Call of Duty, when in reality, they wash out of basic training. Definitely wouldn't last two seconds in the Real Military... Maybe Air Force tho...
Dick: Dude, I'm kick ass at call of duty!!! I should totally join the military
Fred: No way in hell they're going to take a Pussy ass CoD marine like you. You wouldn't last two seconds in the Army, Marines, Navy, Or coast guard... Maybe the Air Force tho...
Fred: No way in hell they're going to take a Pussy ass CoD marine like you. You wouldn't last two seconds in the Army, Marines, Navy, Or coast guard... Maybe the Air Force tho...
by Major Woody March 2, 2014
Get the cod marinemug. by yuhhhngdizzle November 16, 2020
Get the marinated fartmug. Douche canoe, more like a douche-marine!
by jooshyfroot July 23, 2014
Get the Douche-marinemug.