a racist fuck that cant take a joke. He can talk shit but cant take it. HE LOVES THE COCK. LOVES IT. he does hate crimes to little children in his 2nd gen dodge. He always has a cum load in his lip spitting everywhere. He cant ride a bike to save his life he brakes everything he touches . o shit got to go here is right here. He loves the cock. no balls to rock a mullet
by timothy hurst October 22, 2018
Get the samuel kikkertmug. A highly conservative gentleman. Raised in the boy scouts and religious teachings. Proud of his righteous right-wing beliefs, enough to use slurs to defend a point (the negative consequences of which he usually blames on "overreactive leftists" than his own misconduct).
A Taylor believes all women should be housewives, especially his own. He will send his son to military school if he dares to like the colour pink. Typically works as an electrician or in another blue-collar occupation that he can call "real man's work".
A Taylor believes all women should be housewives, especially his own. He will send his son to military school if he dares to like the colour pink. Typically works as an electrician or in another blue-collar occupation that he can call "real man's work".
"Did you hear that 20-year-old guy talking about how things were so much better in the 1950s? That guy's a real Samuel Taylor"
by louisarmstrong9099222 May 29, 2022
Get the samuel taylormug. Usually a nerdy guy with glasses and bad hair. He is the nicest guy you'll ever meet and he will treat you right. His massive fucking cock will rearrange your organs and leave you wanting more because he never did anything in the first place.
by Adewmar February 1, 2019
Get the Samuel Martensmug. quandle dingle here, i have some comments about samuel jackson, he is very hot and fortnite btw and he is black and like lean and like watermelon and like kfc and like KKK and no swam and no xi xinping (+15 america credit) anti dreamsexual gigachad head ahh boy nikkashneedang.
by quandle dangle May 13, 2022
Get the Samuel Jacksonmug. by PakeJaul January 27, 2018
Get the samuel brooksmug. by Samuel Hu May 31, 2022
Get the Samuel Humug. He is a man who is South African and has a very fresh cut. He loves crystals and only gets plant-based vaccines. Trader Joe's is his favorite brand and he gets Cheesy Garlic Bread from there. He has a fresh accent and says "boy". He has the power to close all restaurants at 10:00. His hobby is driving and loves shopping as well. He is a master of rugby and cricket. He is 57 but looks 18. I am proud to call him my father.
by Al isn't pal April 14, 2022
Get the Samuel Glazermug.